I got bored lately and I thought about 'The 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart'. Thanks to MyLifeIsAverage for that. XD

So, with that in mind I decided to make another random fic but based off of the 333 ways to make my little creation of: '333 ways to get kicked out of HQ'. I will borrow some of the ways from the Wal-Mart list for this but I plan on having fun with this and I'll update whenever. XD

I also got inspiration from 'Supplemental Rules and Regulations' which is another fic which hilarious! I really recommend it!

Enjoy the randomness!

1. Hide in the and jump out and yell "!!!" when someone walks by

Ed went MIA after Hawkeye went through the lobby at the wrong time.

2. Make up nonsense rules and ask new recruits if there are following them.

The 44th division made up of completely new recruits were seen unbelievably drunk with Havoc and Breda missing in one afternoon.

3. If a superior comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the room screaming

Mustang was left utterly confused when his entire team, save for Hawkeye, ran as soon as he walked in the door.

4. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

The rumor was that the theme from "Mission Impossible" was heard every time before a building exploded and the Fullmetal alchemist was found in the hospital.

5. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night

The new recruit now knew that you should never poke a pissed off Mustang

6. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters

No one had seen Fuery run away that fast after finding a particular note on his desk

7. Run through HQ and yell, "There's a dead body in here!!!"

The investigations department led by Maes Hughes declared war on a certain Flame Colonel's crew…

8. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions

It was thought that Major Elric was subject to an alchemy mind rape…….

9. Go to the Fullmetal Alchemist and say "Edward, I am your real father"

Roy forgot Edward has father issues

I get too bored with these things. XD Not to mention I have writers block. =(