Ok.

Inhale. Exhale.

Rinse and repeat.

aww fuckity fuck this is gonna be a shitstorm.

Gold sat up and down like a retarded Psyduck.

He runs to Silver. "SILVER. YOU WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT WITH ME?"

Silver looks up. "Huh?"

"WE CAN LISTEN TO GREEN DAY AND STUFF!"

"Sorry, as attractive as you are, I need to go to bed early." Silver whups his hair backwards like a faggotry Pantene commercial.

:C Gold becomes sad, but then goes to Red.

"RED LET'S STAY UP ALL NIGHT!"

Red looked at him. "That's reaalllly intresting... but I don't really care."

:'C Gold goes to Green.

"GRE-"

"WHO LEFT THIS MOTHERSHATTING GUM UNDER THIS TABLE? I'LL KILL THEM AND SHOVE A FUCKING STICK UP THEIR NOSE!"

Gold walks backward slowly.

"Oh well, a cat is fine too." Gold hugs Coco.

And so he stayed up all night with Ecstasy.


"Hey Red what's your sex I mean SECRET to being a pokemon master?" Gold is curious.

"Simple. Step one, gather some sex- i mean, gather up your pokeballs."

Red does a french chortle.

"Step two. catch fucking pokemans."

He tosses a polandball at a weepinbell and gives it a concussion.

"Step three...."

"??????" Gold is confused.

"Step four. motherfucking Profit."

He gives the thrashing polandball to Gold.

"Here. I herd you liek mudkipz."

"But this isn-"

"shshshshs shut the fuck up faggot no one knows ok."

"no, fuck you man you seaking faggot."

Gold runs away like a madman.


"I LOST I'M SORRY I WASN'T FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH (in bed) PIKA." Red sobs into his hands like a moe generic shoujo mary-sue.

Green kicks his ass. "Give Pikachu a face, stupid fag."

"WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-" Red rolls around.

"YO IMA LETCHU FINISH BUT-" Green whups around and points to Gold.

"BUT LOOK OVER THERE, the cake is a fucking lie" Gold finishes with a :9 on his face.

Red pulls a spinzaku on Gold.

"I'm using a move from another anime, your argument is invalid."

Silver pops up like annoying popup and says

"QUICK RED, A CHALLENGER FUCKING APPEARS!"

Red quickly gets up and sees Ruby.

"YOU THERE, I'LL PWN YOU!"

Ruby flips his hat backwards and blinks.

Pretty sparkles and flowers appear out of nowhere.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am." Ruby skips away.

And Red loses.

"FSJAL." excited Gold is excited as he bleeds profanely from his head.


A/N: Memes? in MY crack?

Cool story bro!

*shot shot shot shot*

cue shitstorm.