Hello, hello, Percy;
You called, I can't see a thing
It's all really blurry
On the boat, you see, see
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me
Sorry, I can't talk with you
I'm kinda busy.

K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I can't talk with you, I'm kinda busy.

Just a second,
Luke's about to try to kill me
And I can't IM you with
A blade in my hand, eh
You shoulda boarded the Princess
Andromeda.
And now you're stuck at camp, Percy
I'm kinda busy.

Told Iris, Told Iris
"Make him stop tryin' to talk to me."
I'm fighting Kronos in the middle of the sea
Told Iris, Told Iris
"Make him stop tryin' to talk to me."
I'm fighting Kronos in the middle of the sea

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop Iris Messaging me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop Iris Messaging me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can try all you want
But I won't answer
And you're not gonna reach me on this boat
Out in the sea,
I'm sippin' that nectar,
And you're not gonna reach me on this boat

Can try all you want
But I won't answer
And you're not gonna reach me on this boat
Out in the sea,
I'm sippin' that nectar,
And you're not gonna reach me on this boat

Boy, the way you payin' up Iris
Won't make me leave no faster.
Put my hat on faster,
Leave Kronos no faster.
I shouldn't have left Percy at home,
'Cause this is a disaster!
Usin' up all these rainbows
While I'm delivering brain blows.

Not that you can't fight with me
You just aren't here.
And I am sick and tired
Of your face appearing
Sometimes I feel like
I live with Lucky the Leprechaun
Tonight I'm sayin' no rainbows
'Til Kronos is gone

'Til Kronos is gone
'Til Kronos is gone
Tonight I'm sayin' no rainbows 'til Kronos is gone

Told Iris, Told Iris
"Make him stop tryin' to talk to me."
I'm fighting Kronos in the middle of the sea
Told Iris, Told Iris
"Make him stop tryin' to talk to me."
I'm fighting Kronos in the middle of the sea

Told Iris, Told Iris
"Make him stop tryin' to talk to me."
I'm fighting Kronos in the middle of the sea
Told Iris, Told Iris
"Make him stop tryin' to talk to me."
I'm fighting Kronos in the middle of the sea

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop Iris Messaging me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop Iris Messaging me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can try all you want
But I won't answer
And you're not gonna reach me on this boat
Out in the sea,
I'm sippin' that nectar,
And you're not gonna reach me on this boat

Can try all you want
But I won't answer
And you're not gonna reach me on this boat
Out in the sea,
I'm sippin' that nectar,
And you're not gonna reach me on this boat

IMing me!
Stop Iris Ming me
'Cause I'm out in the sea
I'm sippin' that nectar,
And you're not gonna reach me on this boat

IMing me!
Stop Iris Ming me
'Cause I'm out in the sea
I'm sippin' that nectar,
And you're not gonna reach me on this boat

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