100 words exactly

Dean and Sam fight a ghost in a theater.

Happy birthday KKBelvis! Sorry I just couldn't write tender!Dean this week. I tried but it just wouldn't work. I hope you like it.

"But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?" The theater had been haunted by the ghost of 'Romeo' for a while.

The light he referred to was Sam's flashlight. When he discovered that it wasn't the bedroom light of his fair Juliet, he got pissed.

Dean burned the bones and found a barely standing Sam.

"You just got your ass kicked by a ghost in tights." Sam took a step before collapsing.

"Whoa Sammy, I gotcha." He swooped Sam into his arms. "Ya know Sam if you're gunna play the woman you could at least shave your long ass legs."