I randomly came up with this in second hour at school. My second hour is choir and in choir we were singing a Christmas song. I had just finished New Moon again. This is the result:

Disclaimer: Edward, Bella, The Voulturi and Rodolph the Red-Nose Reindeer are not mine, but the lyrics are!

To the tune of: Rodolph the Red-Nose Reindeer

Edward the suicidal vampire,

went to Volterra to die,

but then Bella saved him,

because she really was alive,

But the Voultri wanted,

Bella to change,

from an innocent human,

to a vampire full of rage!

Edward won't change her unless she promises

to marry him but she's commitmant


so that doesn't really work out!




That was the Edward song