The song "Me" is from Broadway's Beauty and the Beast. Domo just had fun editing it.
You've been dreaming, just one dream
Nearly all your life
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
Will you be a wife?
Will you be some Frenchman's property?
Good news! That Frenchman's me!
This equation, Brit plus France
Doesn't help just you!
On occasion, Britain can
Have his uses too!
Mainly to extend the family tree
England, extend with me!
No, I don--
We'll be raising kids galore!
Each filled with l'amour!
Each stuffed with every Francis gene!
I'm not hearing this!
You'll be keeping house with pride!
Oh, très gratified
That you are a part of this idyllic scene.
Picture this: A cozy mountain lodge,
our naked bodies basking in the heat of the fire,
my Angleterre sucking my dick,
while the little ones play on the floor with the frogs.
We'll have six or seven!
Frogs?! I HATE frogs!
No, England! Stunning young children...like me!
I can see that we will share
All that love implies
We shall be a perfect pair
Rather like my thighs
You are face to face with destiny!
All roads lead to...
The best things in life are...
All's well that ends with me!
Escape me? There's no way
Certain as "Do, Re,"
England, when you marry...
France: So England, what would it be? Is it "yes", or is it "ohhhh, yes~!"?
England: I...I just don't deserve you.
France: Who does?
England: But thanks for asking, frog!