Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, Negima, or any of the Crossover elements! I own a bit of the plot though, most of it belonging to Challenger... though later I plan on adding a few OC's (No worries, I don't do OP OC's... lol)

Period One: The Child Teacher is a Mage... and his assistant is a WHAT!?

"Wow! Japan sure is crowded!", The young English boy spoke in awe, surrounded by Middle School girls within the train he was riding.

"Lots of girls too it seems", The Blond Japanese youth mused besides the boy, lightly smirking at his shorter and younger companion", We might get you an older Girlfriend".

"N-naruto!", The boy whined, blushing at the blond's teasing", I'm too young for that! Besides I'm a teacher and such things aren't allowed".

"Yeah yeah", Naruto sighed, shaking his head", I swear Negi, I will forever hate myself for letting you turn into such a stiff... your Father would KILL me if he saw how un-cool you are".

"I-I'm cool", Negi whined, frowning at his adopted Brother's words, before blinking as he felt Naruto's hand atop of his head, the blond smirking down at him.

"Well... maybe a little", Naruto conceded", But no where near me or your dad... however I know a great way to help you walk the path of super awesomeness!".

"Um... okay", Negi replied, frowning a bit at Naruto's words", Awesomeness is not a word".

"It is now", Naruto replied simply", Now, allow me to show you how!".

Before Negi knew it Naruto had moved a feather over his nose, Negi soon letting out a large sneeze... which blew every single girls skirts up, giving both boys quite the view. Negi was blushing deeply while Naruto merely nodded happily.

"A Brownie point for each thong seen", Naruto chuckled, Negi letting out a sigh as he shook his small head.

"... Your in Trouble".

Naruto froze, gulping at the voice only he could hear before chuckling sheepishly", C'mon Kyu-chan! The kid needs to lighten up a bit and stop obsessing over his dad", Naruto pleaded, trying to save himself from punishment.

"... PENALTY!", Was his only reply, making Naruto drop his head in depression, catching Negi's attention.

"Did Kyuubi-san punish you?", Negi asked curiously, receiving a detected nod in reply"Um... well we're here!".

No sooner had the doors to the train open before hell broke loose, thousands of Middle School and High school students rushed out, swarming upon the school in the distance. From Trolley's to Motorcycles they charged the school.

"To All students: This is the Guidance Committee. This week is "Zero late attendances week" and it's only ten minutes until the bell! Let's Hurry it up!"

"Well, this place sure as hell seems fun", Naruto couldn't help but comment as he watched the hectic army assault the school, Negi staring dumbfounded beside him.

"W-what's going on!?", Negi asked in shock", Is this what school in Japan is like?".

"No time to worry about that", Naruto replied, suddenly taking off at a mild pace", We're gonna be late if you keep dawdling little Bro".

Negi blinked, opening his pocket watch before yelping at the time, chasing after Naruto", W-wait for me!", He called after the blond", I can't be late for my first day!".

"Any Students Late this week will be issued with Yellow Cards! Please try to arrive with plenty of time to spare"

Naruto allowed himself a sad smile as he ran, wondering if perhaps the Academy what have been like this... though there was no point in wondering about such things any more since that was behind him. Though he couldn't help but wonder how the Old man was doing and if he was even missed by anyone back home.


Naruto paused in mid run, blinking as he slowly turned around at the yell, finding his lovable "Brother" being manhandled by a middle school girl with bell's in her hair and... were her eyes different colors? At the sight he found himself thinking back to his childhood days, concerning a Pink haired girl who had been the same way with him, causing Naruto to shiver. However the thoughts were lost at the sight of the brown haired girl besides the other one, Naruto rating her a mental 8 with a possibility of ascending to a higher rating as the years went by. Naruto returned his attention to Negi and his attacker, the girl having been holding Negi by his head for a good while now... Naruto supposed he should step in.

"Hey, Red!", Naruto called to the girl, who with the cute brown haired girl turned to look to him", Would you stop manhandling my little bro there?".

"He's right Asuna-kun", An older male voice suddenly spoke, gaining all their attention as a white haired lightly bearded man with glasses walked up with a light smile on his face", It's good to see you and Naruto again Negi".

"T-takahata-sensei!", Asuna stammered out, dropping Negi in surprise, a blush on her face s the older man walked up to the group", G-good morning!".

"Good morning!", The brown haired girl said with a happy smile as she waved hello.

"Long time no see Takamichi", Negi greeted the gruff looking man with a smile as Naruto held up a hand in greeting.

"Y-you two know him!?", Asuna asked in shock, looking between the two younger male's and Takahata".

"Welcome to Mahora Academy you two", Takahata said with a chuckle as he stopped in front of them", Nice place isn't it Sensei's?".

"Eh! S-sensei's?", Konoka, the brown haired girl, asked in surprise, looking to the two boys in question.

"Ah, yes", Negi said, seeming to remember why he and Naruto were here as he coughed into his hand before bowing", I will be teaching English at this school, My name is Negi Sprinfield".

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki", Naruto spoke up with a smirk to the two girls, making Konoka blush a bit", Assistant Teacher to Negi here and Sun for P.E. when needed".

"W-WHAT!?", Asuna shouted in shock, staring at the two with wide eyes", B-but.... Their KIDS!".

"Hey Red", Naruto said with a mock pout", I happen to be the same age as you girls".

"Don't worry", Takahata chuckled at her reaction", Their both quite smart for their ages".

"B-but even so Sensei!", Asuna tried to argue with a frown on her face.

"Also you should both know", Takahata continued with a smile", They will be taking your girls class over for me".

"W-what!?", Asuna demanded, before pointing to a frowning Negi and a still smirking Naruto", There's no way I'll accept THEM as teachers! Especially The Brat! He said... Something REALLY Rude to me!".

"What did you say?", Naruto asked curiously of his shorter companion who looked sheepish.

"B-but I only said the truth", Negi whined.

"IT WAS NOT!", Asune screamed, grabbing his collar and shaking him wildly, surprising Naruto by her reaction", Besides! I hate Kids! especially BRATS like YOU!".

As she shook Negi, Naruto noticed one of her long strands of hair brush against Negi's nose. With a chuckle Naruto lightly pulled Konoka out of the way of Negi's nose, not noticing the girl blushing from his touch. Naruto mentally counted down from three before...


Silence, the poor angered girl blushing with wide eyes as she was stripped to her undergarments, all the male's looking away with blushes on their faces as tears began to fill her eyes.

"... Cute", Naruto couldn't help but speak", Bear".

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?", Asuna screamed out.

Naruto rested against the back of the room with a smirk as Negi dealt with the Dean, the old man remind Naruto of the Hokage from back home. The Red head, Asuna, was currently wearing a gym uniform, though not the kind Naruto would have hoped for from the school.

"So, Negi, Naruto... seems they've given you a Teaching job for your task", The Old man mused with a smile, Naruto and Negi nodding as Naruto moved over, standing next to a blushing Konoka.

"Y-yes", Negi replied, bowing nervously to the old man", It's nice to meet you".

"Hey Old man", Naruto simply greeted, Negi staring at him with a frown for his lack of manners", Good to be here".

"By the way you two, what do you think of my granddaughter?", He suddenly asked both boys, pointing to Konoka", Would either of you be interested in-"


"Oh, Grandpa!", Konoka said with a big smile, having hit her grandfather on the head with a small mallet, making Naruto blink and Negi sweat drop.

"J-just a minute!", Asuna butted in with a glare", Isn't it weird to have two kids as our Teacher AND Homeroom teachers!?

"Um... I'm your age Red", Naruto had to put in, wondering why this girl kept ignoring his words with a frown on his face.

"Now you two, this will be a hard job", The Dean continued, a bandage some how on his head now from Konoka's attack", If you mess up you both will end up back home... understood?".

"Don't worry old man, with me and Negi here on the job", Naruto spoke up with a smirk, one arm hugging Negi", There's no way we'll fail".

"Y-yes", Negi spoke up, feeling a bit more sure of himself since Naruto was there", We can handle it".

"Then it's settled!", The Dean chuckled, Naruto letting Negi go as the dean began telling Negi a few things. Naruto lost his smirk, frowning a second as he let his senses loose, feeling quite a bit of auras of different kinds. One thing for sure, this school was NOT normal at all.

Naruto once more was snapped out form his thoughts, his little brother currently having his small head smashed between an older womans QUITE impressive rack... Naruto couldn't help but pout at his brother's luck.

"There will be the people I'll be teaching from now on?", Negi asked nervously, peering into the classroom filled with girls, Naruto doing the same with a large smile on his face.

Shizuna, the woman Negi had walked into, had led them to the class they would be teaching for the year, on the way it seemed Asuna had not reacted well do to the fact the dean had informed her and Konoka Negi would be staying with them... leaving Naruto curious as to where he would be sleeping.

Naruto turned his attention to Negi as he pulled out the Class roll, peering over his shoulder to learn the name's of the girls they would be teaching. Naruto let out a whistle at the girls they would be teaching, almost every one reaching high on his hotness meter. Naruto continued his look before freezing at one picture, eyes widening at a little addition Takahata had added under her information.

Kaede Nagase, Member of the Strolling Club.... Ninja

Naruto couldn't help but wonder if Takahata might have known about his past? Though he was sure Nagi had kept that information to himself like he had asked... still something could have slipped, Nagi DID have a big mouth after all. Once more Naruto was snapped from his thoughts as Negi had began entering the class, Naruto's eyes widening as he felt the attack, jumping forward and grabbing onto Negi before he was hit by the trap. Naruto next dodged the Wire set up to activate the pan above, bending back in mid air from the incoming arrows, before landing on his feet with a surprised Negi in hand.


"Um... I'm Naruto Uzumaki", Naruto introduced sheepishly, thinking he may have done a bit much.

"A-and I'm Negi Springfield", Negi spoke up with a nervous look to the girls in the class", For the next three terms... we'll be teaching you".


"Kya!", Roared among the girls, a moment later both boys had been swarmed by the girls and as Negi screamed out in surprise.... Naruto was content.

THIS was gonna be great.

A small first chapter, I used a lot of the text from Negima when it came to it, which will be happening quite a bit for a while. So you all know I WILL be adding OC's down the line, do to the fact Naruto needs someone on his level to deal with, but that won't be for a while now.

Also I was wondering which girls the readers would like to see with Naruto? Kaede I have already decided to add with Konoka being a maybe so let me know what you guys think.