It was Saturday. Spongebob and Squidward were working at the Krusty Krab when suddenly Barney bursted through the door.
"Beware!" Barney shouted, sounding like Micheal Jackson. "One day, you will all die!"
Everyone was looking at him queerly. "Why?" Spongebob asked.
"Because!" Barney shouted. "One death will lead to another... Now if you excuse me, I have to go molest the children on my show." He then danced out of the Krusty Krab, shaking his tail.
Everyone's eyes were wide, but they didn't believe him.
They would all be sorry they didn't!
It was going to be Micheal Jackson, but some of you like Micheal Jackson and I don't want to offend you, so there!