A/N: Okay so since I am having a hard time thinking up stuff for Sexy, here is a little one shot thing that was inspired by the Queen of my Health Class. He brought up this senario and…well now I bet everyone thinks he's done something like this ;)

For HILAREE! Since she wanted me to do a story AND she may draw a smutty scene from here! If she does I'll link it in my profile. ENJOY!!! 'Cause I know I did.

Warnings: Language, Extreme STUFF!!! :O

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, the movie mentioned, anything from the movie, or the song reference!

Night Light

Ever since Sakura had e-mailed Naruto a certain website full of certain things to spice up your sex life, the blonde had been trying different things with his lover in bed. But the one that was the most odd, ridiculous and embarrassing was the one Naruto had came up with, on his own for God's sake, that he had presented to Sasuke just as they had started to get into it.

Naruto turned his head away from Sasuke's pursuing lips when he felt the Uchiha's hands dipping into his boxers.


Sasuke knew something was coming, but he didn't expect that it was so…

"Here." Naruto pushed two small square packages into Sasuke's hand. The Uchiha in turn did not question why there was two, only knowing that he had to put one on each of them.

Closing his eyes and pressing his lips to Naruto's, Sasuke pulled off both pairs of boxers and slipped the condoms on. He inhaled sharply as Naruto wrapped a warm hand around his cock and pumped. The blond broke the kiss and bit Sasuke's ear.

"Take your dick and hold it at the base."

Sasuke did as he was told as Naruto did the same with his own. Naruto pushed the covered head against Sasuke's.

"Look Sasuke, tell me what it reminds you of."

Sasuke opened hazy eyes and looked down. Those dark eyes widened as his mouth fell open. He knew what it looked like alright.

No wonder why Naruto had made him watch Star Wars an hour ago!

He heard his blond laugh lightly before the man turned his wrist, imitating what to do with a lightsaber. A dark flush came over Sasuke's face as he watched, not blinking. Naruto rubbed the side of his dick against Sasuke's.

"Come on teme, fight me! I didn't spend eight bucks on these glow in the dark ones for nothing!"

Sasuke swallowed, knowing that he could never watch that movie again without getting hard. Damn Naruto and his perverted ways!

Sasuke turned his wrist before stabbing the glowing organ into Naruto's navel.

"Hn dobe. I thought you wanted to have sex, not fight."

Naruto smiled and pushed Sasuke's cock away with his own.

"This is foreplay."

Sasuke couldn't help but smirk.

"Well, if this is foreplay then you can ride my disco stick later."

The blond couldn't help but laugh, and agree.

Yes, I'm bad, no lemon. But I thought that this was just suppose to be a funny little teaser thing. It was sooo hilarious the way he had put it. Well, if this made you laugh, or you were amused by it, review!