A/N Hey I know I haven't updated in a while and I am sorry hope you forgive me!

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing!

Jc: Welcome back to 'The Musical!' Hope you people are still interested in this and well yea, anyways from our last take we made Torn rap and Bubba rap. I gotten reviews and PMs and the winner is Torn!

Everyone: HE WON!

Jc: (Still smiling bigly) No, the real winner was Bubba!

(Audience claps hands and the teams too)

Voice-announcer-who-announces-prizes (let's call him Bob…): Bubba has won a free getaway to Jc's backyard!

(Audience not sure what to do so clap)

Jc: OK, I am stupid beyond ways! I have forgotten to mention from previous take to send in questions for Keira since from today all the team members will be interviewed! Keira will go first but as I said, I forgot to tell you peoples to send questions… No fear though I had asked friends of mine to give me questions so the interview shall continue! In addition, I decided that the person who would be interviewed would sing at the beginning and at the end of the interview. So please welcome Keira!

(Keira walks in stage. Stage is set with a red curved couch, a red armchair and a long shiny woody table with four seats and four glasses of coke and water in front.)

Jc: Not now, before I start Bob shall tell us two things about Keira and will do as for everyone else.

Bob: Keira was born April 22, and is 18 years old and is the daughter of the Green Eco Sage.

Jc: now I hope I got the right song that kat told me about that you should sing. So everyone here is Keira singing 'Everybody Knows Your Name' by Cheer or well the theme song for Cheers…or the song for the Coke Commercial…whatever. Now instead of giving sheets of the lyrics I decided to have a karaoke version so the lyrics are on the screen there (Points to medium size screen) so without further ado Keira!

(Keira stands in front of stage, holding a microphone and a song begins to play.)

(Keira sings, has average voice)

Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got;
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?

All those night when you've got no lights,
The check is in the mail;
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's tail;

[Jc: (mouths) She has a cat?]

[Samos: She has a child!]

[Jak: (shocked/blank face]

And your third fiancé didn't show;


[Jc: (laughing at Jak's face expression]

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same;
You want to be where everybody knows your name.

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;

[Jc: NOT !]

The morning's looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn't even write;

[Jc: You had a shrink?]

And your husband wants to be a girl;


[Jc: (laughing once more at Jak's face)]

Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to go where people know,
People are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your name.

Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came...

(Audience claps as song ends and Keira take a seat on the red couch and Jc recovers from laughter.)

Jc: OK, I mentioned how I PM'd people so please welcome the Questionnaires!

(Four authors come in smiling and waving)

Jc: OK here are the Questionnaires, Darke Eco Freak, Th3WorldOnFir3, superkandybratz, and Jilly! Now Keira you promise on this Holy um… (Looks around for anything Holy…snatches goggles from Keira) goggle!

Keira: um…

Jc: put your hand on it and swear on it that you would answer every question honestly.

Keira: (puts hand on goggles) I swear…can I have them back now?

Jc: No, who has the first question!

Superkandybratz: I have an easy one, why do you like machines?

Keira: Well I like to take things apart and rebuilding stuff and machines are well more entertaining on that subject.

Superkandybratz: k um who do you like more Jak or Daxter?

Keira: um I actually can't choose between them since both have been my friends for a long time so yea.

Superkandybratz: interesting…

Th3WorldOnFir3: I'm next, why do you think this show was entitled 'The Musical'?

Keira: I honestly don't know since I thought we were all just gonna sing but since Jc is adding random stuff this show can be anything. Hope that answers your question.

Th3WorldOnFir3: OK, how do you feel about going through all those vigorous tests?

Keira: they were pretty hard

JJ: (from sidelines behind curtain with others) you did (BEEP!)

Jc: No one speaks but us (counts heads on stage) five!

Keira: um there are six of us…

Jc: No one speaks but us six!

JJ: (palmfaceslap and shakes head)

Jc: did that answer your question?

Th3WorldOnFir3: yea ok um why the Hell did you agree to participate in this on the first place?

Keira: um actually we had no choice

Th3WorldOnFir3: What do you mean

Keira: well…


It was the end of the day and everyone was leaving the Naughty Ottsel for a rest so they can continue their game of Truth or Dare the next day. (A/N: yes peoples if you know my story Truth or Dare I connected these two!) The gang though were stopped since outside the door was a girl smiling dumbly at them.

"Uh hello" Jak said uncertainly

"Minions! Attack!" The girl yelled throwing her hands up in the air. Behind her was no one but another girl.

"You have no minions stupid! All you got is me!"

"Then attack JJ!" The girl with her arms still in the air yells. Before the gang could question anything everything for them went black.

"Happy?" JJ said walking away

"Wait aren't you gonna help me load them in the van to go to the stage set!"

"Not my problem!"

"I feel sad now…" girl, Jc, drags body in a van and drives away horrible almost driving to water since she is way under the driving age.

(EnD oF fLaShBaCk)

Keira: we had no choice we just woke up here and some guy told us to stay in the green room but we left and then security came and brought us here. We had nothing else to do so we stayed.

Th3WorldOnFir3: OK

Jc: you know there's a reason why they went first…

Keira: Huh?

Jilly: My turn! If you really like Jak, so much why aren't you guys dating?

Keira: uh… (Blushes a little)

Jc: Good question (nods head)

Keira: um…

Jc: you swore on the Holy goggles that you have to answer.

Keira: um…I don't know…

Jc: is that an answer?

Jilly: How do you not know!

Keira: I just don't! (Blushes more)

Jc: to my brother that's not an answer but Imma let that slide this time, Next Question!

Darke Eco Freak: Are you willing to be alone in a room with Dark Jak?

Keira: um sure

Darke Eco Freak: why

Keira: um (blushes again) I don't know I'm not afraid of his Dark side

Darke Eco Freak: why not

Keira: um…

Jc: Remember you can not say 'I don't know'

Keira: (mumbles something)

Jc: Speak louder

Keira: Cause I don't see his Dark side as a monster

Darke Eco Freak: What do you see him as then?

Keira: um… (Blushes even deeper)

Jc: tic tok, I should put a timer on this…

Keira: um I see him as a um puppy

Jc: …can I laugh…

Keira: NO!

Jc: Didn't need to yell at me…

Th3WorldOnFir3: Hey, have you ever dreamt of Jak at night?

Keira: Um… (Blushes still)

Jc: Hehe funny how most of the personal questions involve Jak…

Keira: (Glares at Jc)

Th3WorldOnFir3: Can I have an answer.

Jc: Answer the question or I'll beat you with this Rubber Duck! (Takes out rubber chicken)

Keira: that's a rubber chicken.

Jc: (looks at rubber chicken.) fine, here (takes out a duck) Imma beat you with a rubber duck!

Keira: That's a REAL duck!

Jc: (looks at duck) I hate you…

(The Duck quack loudly pecks Jc and chair falls backwards with duck and Jc. Duck still pecking and biting Jc until a cat runs in and joins duck. Jc screams and finally escapes and runs backstage. After a moment comes back being chased by duck, cat and a herd of MetalHeads. JJ walks in casually puts chair on floor sits down and…)

JJ: Keira you still haven't answered…

Keira: um…

JJ: If you want, I could answer for you…

Keira: No, you can't

JJ: Sure, I can, she doesn't dream about Jak she dreams about Torn.

Keira: What! No I don't!

JJ: You're a liar admit it you do.

Jak: (backstage) You dream about TORN!

Keira: NO!


Keira: That's a lie!

JJ: You're a lie!

(Before a fight could start Jc comes back in and makes JJ go.)

Jc: Hey did you answer the question?

Keira: um no…

Jc: then answer it.

Keira: …sometimes…

Jc: Yay a strait forward answer...sort of but still! Last question!

Darke Eco Freak: OK I got it, what did you ever see in Er(r)ol to think Jak was the bad guy? However, in a way, Jak was the bad guy but in a bigger scale he wasn't…just answer please.

Keira: Um I actually never really like Erol I just pretended to, to make Jak jealous.

Darke Eco Freak: Did you ever think Jak was the bad guy though?

Keira: Um yea in the beginning…

Jc: Aright! Interview over! However, before this take ends Keira will sing as a request from Darke Eco Freak, Lithium by Evanescence! I feel tempted to tell you why she sings this show but since Darke Eco Freak suggested it she'll explain.

Darke Eco Freak: She seemed sad during those time in Jak 2 when she saw Jak well the new one so yea read the lyrics and you might see a connection.

(Keira goes to microphone again and sings when song begins.)

Lithium, don't wanna lock me up inside
Lithium, don't wanna forget how it feels without
Lithium, I wanna stay in love with my sorrow
Oh, but God I wanna let it go

Come to bed, don't make me sleep alone
Couldn't hide the emptiness, you let it show
Never wanted it to be so cold
Just didn't drink enough to say you love me

I can't hold on to me
Wonder what's wrong with me?

Lithium, don't wanna lock me up inside
Lithium, don't wanna forget how it feels without
Lithium, I wanna stay in love with my sorrow

Don't wanna let it lay me down this time
Drown my will to fly
Here in the darkness I know myself
Can't break free until I let it go, let me go

Darling, I forgive you after all
Anything is better than to be alone
And in the end I guess I had to fall
Always find my place among the ashes

I can't hold on to me
Wonder what's wrong with me?

Lithium, don't wanna lock me up inside
Lithium, don't wanna forget how it feels without
Lithium, stay in love with mmm
I'm gonna let it go

Jc: Hoped you like the interview and songs! Next take we'll interview Torn! Review and leave a question you wanna ask him and I a-sure you it will be answered!

~DLC Girl~