A/N: And last but certainly not least, this is kaylynh1's prize. She got the ROFL Award. And she found a loophole to exploit. So I wrote a crack-fic shounen-ai.


Almost there...

"You seem familiar," A smooth baritone interrupted 'her' thoughts. Miss Cloud turned to the man.

"What are you doing here? And in a dress," he continued.

Oh Holy, that's Sephiroth... And he knows I'm me. What do I do? I can't just attack him... Then we'll never get info from Don Corneo... Miss Cloud internally groaned.

Considering attack him was out of the option, Cloud did the next best thing...

He screamed in his most girlish voice, "RAPE!!!"

It was worth seeing a visibly shocked Sephiroth flee while being chased by would-be protectors who didn't even have a clue who he was.

But then, he had to wonder what Sephiroth was doing there in the first place. It was Valentine's Day...

I guess blackmail goes both ways...