Just a collection of stories that i've written, but for reasons unknown (Read: Lost Interest) remained unposted. However, I intend to atleast try to update them, even if only a few thousand words. Anyway, Enjoy.

Story: Sacchin

"It's been over an hour," Naruto mumbled under his breath as he tapped his finger against the table in front of him.

"Shut up Naruto!" Sakura shouted from down the front of the classroom, before turning towards the person sitting next to her, "Can't you see Sasuke-kun is tired?" her voice changed instantly from the grating tone to a kind and worrisome murmur.

Beside her the black haired Sasuke said nothing. The Uchiha's gaze fixated on the black board at the front of the classroom.

Naruto's eyes flickered from the table in front of him towards the pink haired girl, they remained fixated on her for a moment before switching back to the desk in front of him.

"Oi, Haruno, there's a bug on your head."

The pink haired girl's head swivelled around to face Naruto. A crash followed soon afterwards along with a scream as Sakura jumped into action, swatting the top of her head.

Naruto couldn't help but grin at the utterly girlish reaction.

"Did I get it?!" she demanded to know, her voice shaking slightly. From worry or exertion he couldn't tell.

Naruto shrugged, his gaze still fixated on the table in front of him. "Sure, why not?" he replied half heartedly, once again tapping his finger against the table in front of him.

A few moments of silence passed, only broken by the occasional tap of Naruto's fingers against his desk. Once again Naruto's eyes looked up from his desk towards Sakura and Sasuke.

"Though, you squashed a bit of it into your hair, it's kinda disgusting to be honest."

A shudder rolled through Sakura.

She abruptly stood up and slid out into the isle between desks.

"I'll…be back in a second."

Naruto's lips quirked lightly.

"Are you sure that's a smart thing to do?" he asked as he dispassionately eyed the pink haired girl, "What if Jounin-san shows up while you're gone, it wouldn't be a very good first impression."

Sakura stiffened again, seemingly torn between cleaning her hair and waiting and being a patient student.

"You can go," Naruto stated with a pleasant smile, "I'll tell Jounin-san that you had something you needed to take care of, if you are late."

Sakura turned around to face Naruto, her face was full of disbelief.

Naruto's smile widened. "We're gonna be teammates after all, aren't we? Gotta start helping each other sooner or later."

Sakura smiled gratefully.

"Thank you, Naruto." She literally ran from the room.

A few seconds of silence passed.

Naruto's eyes flickered towards the only other occupant in the room. The smile that had been on his face moments prior faded into an amused smirk.

"How are you today, Sacchin?"

Down in the front row Sasuke stiffened, but made no move to answer.

"Oh," Naruto said, his smirk still present on his face, "Is something the matter Sacchin? You seem awfully silent today."

"Do not call me that."

Naurto's eyebrows raised in surprise, before they settled back down, and his smirk turned into an amused grin, "If you answer my question I'll think about it," Naruto offered.

No reply came from Sasuke.

Naruto opened his mouth to speak.

"I am fine."

It closed again, once again his eyebrows rose up in surprise.

"Well that's good to hear Sacchin." Naruto held no small amount of satisfaction as Sasuke stiffened once again.

"Idiot," Sasuke spat out, "If yo-"

"Yeah, yeah," Naruto dismissed with a wave of his hand as he leaned backwards on his chair. "Don't worry Sacchin, I won't spill your little secret."

Silence returned to the classroom yet again, but soon enough Naruto found himself bored with it, and his eyes once again flickered towards the silent Uchiha.

"You know, I've never said it, but I admire you." Sasuke didn't reply. "I mean, you push yourself pretty hard, even though to succeed you'd really only need to put on a dress and spread your le-"

That got a reaction.

"Excuse me?" Sasuke stood up abruptly, knocking a chair over.

Naruto's smirk widened.

"You're a Kunoichi, all you need to do is spread your legs in the future and you'll get to Jounin in no time at all."

Sasuke looked ready to attack, if the glare Naruto was receiving was anything to go by.

"Oh," Naruto said, his voice laced with faux surprise, "Did I upset you?"

Naruto could hear Sasuke's knuckles pop as she clenched her fist.