Author's Notes: So, this happened.
Texts From Last Night
he's too big for this town, anyway; or, you can't clip matt rutherford's wings
Application for Transfer
Address:1212 Sunshine Lane, Lima, Ohio, 44452
mike (9:15 am) just got back from asian camp, wanna hit up a sonic?
matt (9:17 am) uhh sorry dude i got stuff i gotta do
mike (9:20 am) like what? ps totally hooked up with tina this summer
mike (9:23 am) i respect her as a woman and person but girl's got a mouth like a hoover
mike (9:24 am) if you know what im saying
mike (9:24 am) (i'm saying she gives good bjs)
matt (9:27 am) hahaha yeah i got that. phone five brother
mike (9:28 am) FIVE
puck (1:30 pm) yo matt just woke up, u kno how to pick a lock? im stuck in some cougar's loft
matt (1:35 pm) i fuckin wish. youre just asking because im black
matt (1:35 pm) wtf dude i live in a gated community
puck (1:37 pm) so? im jewish and i got inside quinn's gated community if you know what im saying
puck (1:38 pm) im saying we had sex
matt (1:40 pm) dude why does everyone think i don't get sex references?
Current High School: William McKinley High School
mercedes (1:50 pm) did puck just ask you how to pick a lock because he texted me
mercedes (1:52 pm) he's so accidentally racist i don't even know how to respond
matt (1:55 pm) pretend he's retarded
mercedes (1:56 pm) that's not pretending that's real life
kurt (2:12 pm) hey matt, i didn't see your mom at our interpretive dance class this morning. is she feeling sick?
matt (2:14 pm) oh, uh, yeah, she's got a stomach thing
kurt (2:15 pm) well, tell her i said to get better! if she needs anything let me know
matt (2:17 pm) yeah i will, thanks man
Extra Curricular Activities (please list the activity and your role in the organization): Varsity Football (1st string running back), Varsity Baseball (pitcher), Varsity Basketball (Point Guard), Glee Club (Member)
santana (6:30 pm) party at brittanys, 10:30, BYOB or $10
matt (6:35 pm) don't think i can make it tonight, parents got me on lockdown
santana (6:45 pm) what did you do?
matt (6:50 pm) just school stuff
santana (6:52 pm) wtf matt school hasn't even started yet
santanta (6:53 pm) sneak out
matt (7:00 pm) wish i could. party down
santana (7:02 pm) party foulllll
matt (7:05 pm) haha fuck you. next time!
In a few sentences, tell us why you want to transfer to the Ryan Murphy School of the Arts.
I would like to attend RMSA because I feel that my artistic abilities are not being fully developed at WMHS. I have the drive and passion to develop my skills and nurture my talent, but there is no appropriate outlet at WMHS. Even the Glee club stifles me. I feel like I can't really let myself go and show others my talent, so I stay quiet and am reduced to swaying in the background. RMSA can make me a better artist and allow me to focus on what I'm passionate about, rather than what my fellow students feel I should be passionate about. RMSA can give me a chance to really spread my wings and fly free from my WMHS cage.
mike (12:00 pm) yo dude srsly where ARE YOU?
matt (12:02 pm) i've been in augusta the past few days
mike (12:05 pm) augusta? wtf is in augusta?
matt (12:07 pm) my new school
mike (12:07 pm) WHAT?
mike (12:10 pm) wtf dude are you TRANSFERRING?
mike (12:15 pm) matt are you serious? wtf? why?
matt (12:20 pm) its nothing personal. i'll be back for christmas and thanksgiving and st patricks day and shit
mike (12:22 pm) 1st of all give up, st patty's day is not a holiday, and 2ndly why the fuck are you transferring?
matt (12:24 pm) i just think rmsa is a better fit for me
mike (12:30 pm) rmsa? how the fuck did you get into rmsa thats like… the best art school in the country
mike (12:32 pm) LOL RACHEL BERRY IS GONNA BE SO PISSED PHONE FIVE
matt (12:35 pm) FIVE
mike (1:40 pm) yo matt
matt (1:42 pm) whutup
mike (1:45 pm) im really gonna miss you bro, keep in touch ok
mike (1:47 pm) dont sleep with any more dudes cuz once is an accident and twice means you like it
mike (1:48 pm) unless youre gay after all in which case GET IT
matt (1:50 pm) i'll miss you too.
Intended Concentration: Ballet.
rachel berry (2:30 AM) WHAT DO YOU MEAN MATT RUTHERFORD GOT INTO RMSA? THEY REJECTED ME TWICE!