OK, I lied.. i WILL be posting up JUST ONE OTHER oneshot before exams. (Oh my God, if i fail, i'll know who tho blame....)
anyways, second oneshot: enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, Tite Kubo (or is it Kubo Tite) does. :3
She leapt up on top of him, scaring the shit out of him.
Ichigo jumped off from the bed and scrambled for the light.
"RUKIA!" he roared and could have sworn he heard her snort. "WHAT the HELL were you doing that for?" he asked.
"What? The jumping on you or ripping off your covers?" she asked innocently.
Ichigo blushed like a beet root, realising that he only had on sweat pants. "Both!" he hissed.
She sighed. "Okay, I'll tell you but you have to promi- no, SWEAR you won't get mad." She said, crossing her arms.
Ichigo had on a wary look. "Ok, confess midget."
"You're pretty exposed, don't make me leave a scar on that pretty body of yours." She said nonchalantly.
Ichigo blushed when she'd said that and suddenly felt self-conscious. "Well, what is it?" he asked.
"promise?" she asked, batting her eyelashes.
"Fine, fine! Just tell me what the damn thing is! We have school in three hours, Rukia!" he said impatiently.
"Um..." she said, looking around as if searching for something.
"It's here... ah, there it is!" she said and ducked under Ichigo's bed. He looked away. She was pretty exposed too. the shorts and shirt wasn't really much of a cover for her smooth, milky legs.
"ta-daaah!" she said and in her arms was a fat, white fluffy rabbit.
Ichigo's eyes widened. "Where the HELL did you get that thing?!?!?!" he asked, staggering backwards. Its nose was twitching and its tail was bobbing. "RUKIA!" he roared.
"Um... well, see.... Chizuru's uncle is a veteran and he said that he didn't have a home for this cute little thing..." she stopped and cuddled the fluffy white ball, "so I volunteered to adopt it!"
"You WHAT?!" he asked, clenching his fists. "How long?"
"How long what?"
"How long has it been here?"
"Um... about three days." She said, not the least bit guilty.
Then, they heard a knock. Both froze. "Ichi-Nee, what is with all the noise? Are you having a bad dream?" came Yuzu's voice. Ichigo picked Rukia up and threw her in the closet.
"Keep that thing on a leash." He muttered and opened his door. "It's fine, Yuzu, I just had to um... I stubbed my toe." He said lamely. Yuzu was too sleepy so she nodded and bade goodnight.
When she was gone, Rukia opened the closet. "Ichigo?"
"she's gone." He said tiredly.
"So... can I keep it?"
"Because." He simply said and turned off the lights.
"Because?!" she grew impatient. "Ichigo, we're doing it a favour! We're keeping it alive!" she hissed. He muttered a 'whatever' and climbed back in his bed.
"ICHIGO!" she hissed, poking his back with her foot. "I'm keeping it!" she said stubbornly.
"No. I want it out by tomorrow." He said.
"No." He said impatiently.
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" she asked sweetly. "Please, pretty please, Kurosaki-Kun?" she imitated her school girl voice which he hated so much.
"Oh my god, Rukia shut up!" Ichigo buried his head in is covers.
"not until you say yes."
"For the love of... FINE! You can keep it for tonight. We'll figure something out tomorrow after school." He muttered and Rukia hissed a 'yes!'. She always knew where and which buttons to push. Hmm, clever Rukia, smart Rukia... she got her wish and the fluffy bunny was curled up in her arms, snoring contentedly.
Ichigo mentally slapped himself... several times. He sighed. Oh, what had he gotten himself into?
"Where are we going?" she asked, holding Chappy, her rabbit tightly tucked under her arm. Ichigo was pulling the other.
"Pet shop. They'll know what to do." He said. Rukia stopped and Ichigo lurched to the front. For a small girl, she was pretty strong. "Rukia..." he said dangerously.
"Aw, Ichigo, it's just a bunny! Look! Look at it's pwetty wittle tail!" she said and shoved the rabbit's butt up his face.
"AARGH!" he said and backed away. He sighed. "Rukia, we've been over this. Rabbits equals to mess. And mess equals to Ichigo picking up after it."
"But I'll take care of it!" Rukia insisted.
"No." Ichigo said firmly.
"shut up, midget!"
"Look, I warned you!" she said and dragon-kicked his face, causing her to drop the rabbit and startling it. "No, wait! NO! Chappy!" she said and untangled herself from Ichigo to catch the bunny who was hopping madly.
"Rukia!" Ichigo called.
"shit, shit! This isn't my day..." he muttered and ran after her.
The rabbit had disappeared and Rukia was panting. She had seen it hop inside a hole and thought she had it but when she got there, there were at least six dozen of holes dug up by the rabbits and hares living there.
"Chappy!" she said between breaths. Ichigo caught up behind her.
"Rukia!" he said and stopped, catching his breath.
"go... away." she said, panting heavily, her eyes squeezed shut and her stomach clutched.
"where... where did it go?"
"I don't know! This was all your fault!" she shouted, her sapphire orbs livid.
"MY fault? Who was it that had adopted that THING anyway?!"
"it's a bloody RABBIT!" she said and glared at him. "just go away. I'll look for it myself and find it a nice home."
"What? WHAT? So now you're sulking? Really low, Rukia." He said, crossing his arms.
"I'm not sulking. Now just go away." Rukia insisted bitterly.
"No way. You're actually sulking?" he found it odd and surprising. Rukia never, ever sulked. Ever!
"No, I'm not!" Rukia's cheeks grew red. Ichigo smirked.
"You're sulking because of a rabbit."
"JUST SHUT UP AND GO AWAY! I don't need you!" she snapped and shoved him away. She kept on shoving and kicking and pouncing on him until he grabbed her arms.
"Hey! Hey hey hey hey!" Ichigo said, holding onto her arms. "are you okay?" he asked.
"Isn't that a stupid question?!" she snapped and yanked her hands away. Ichigo pulled them back into his hands.
"Rukia, look up." He said. She shook her head. "Rukia..." he said, slightly gentler. She looked up and her face was red. He sighed. "you really do care for this rabbit, don't you?"
She just gave him a mute nod.
"Okay, okay." He said, giving up. "I'll... I'll help you look for it." He said and placed his hands on her shoulders. "Just stop sulking."
"I'm not..." she started to say but was pulled into his arms.
"just stop sulking and don't show anyone that face." He said. "It's really ugly, even for you, Rukia."
"What-?" she said, her voice muffled on Ichigo's chest. She tried to shove him off.
"You know it's true." He said tauntingly, tightening his grip. "Now come on, let's look for it before dusk approaches."
And so they did. They found it, nestled in the corner of a burrow. It looked so content, sleeping like that. Rukia watched it in awe.
"I'm going down there. Hold on, Chappy!" Ichigo said and began to crouch but was stopped by Rukia's hand tugging his. He turned around.
"Let's just leave it there. It looks happy." She said seriously, eyeing the rabbit.
"You sure?!" he asked. Rukia nodded and smiled. Ichigo sighed. He was about to throw a tantrum. After three hours of looking for the stupid rabbit, and finding it, she just decided to let it go. But he couldn't, not with her face in a smile like that.
So he heaved a deep sigh and clasped her hand. "let's just go home."
She nodded, smiling that smile again and Ichigo rolled his eyes. Well, at least he made someone happy today...
"Ne, Ichigo?" Rukia whispered. It was a little over twelve now and Ichigo was fast asleep.
"mhhmmmm..." he gave a barely audible reply.
"Thank you." She said.
"mhmmm..." he said sleepily.
Rukia snuck out of bed and stood over his figure in front of her. She sighed, bent down and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek.
"Thanks for being there." She said and quietly went back in the closet.
Ichigo sighed. "That midget... honestly, one day she'll drive me insane." He mused and slept with a small smile on his face.
A/N: ICK! so OOC, i know. but hey, it was just a LITTLE fluff, not much. hmm, how was it?
:3 ok, i mean it! NO MORE FANFICS UNTIL AFTER EXAMS!
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