60 Ways To Piss Off Byakuya Kuchiki
1) Set him up on a blind date with Renji, and blame it on Yoruichi
2) Send him love letter, say they are from Renji
3) Ask him does he want a sex change
4) Say that Senbonzakura wants him to get one
5) Make wings with his scarf, when he has it on
6) Tell him that Rukia is pregnant
7) Tell him that the father is Ichigo
8) And that it will be the next head of the Kuchiki clan if he doesn't have a kid already.
9) Every time he walks in to a room sing, "Dude looks like a lady"
10) Ask if would like to join you on a nooner
11) Steal him scarf, and put in on Zambimaru
12) Tell him Renji has started a rumour that they slept together
13) Start that rumour
14) Take a picture of him in his boxers. (Yeh I think he would wear boxers)
15) Blow said picture up and put in on the wall in the captains meeting room
16) Tell him that Renji could kick his ass any day
17) Tell him that if he were in a relationship with a guy he would be the bottom
18) Tell Yachiru that Byakuya has some sweets for her, watch and laugh all day when she follows him around.
19) Have a big party in his manor
20) Invite everybody… I mean everybody
21) Ask Yoruichi to strip at said party
22) Tell him "he is your husband to be"
23) Say that it is an arraigned marriage and there is nothing he can do
24) Hug him
25) Skip away and say "Have a good day darling"
26) Leave a note on his desk that says, "I watch you masturbate"
27) Ask him he ever get an out of character urge to rape Renji
28) Tell him that he only became a captain because his grandfather was one
29) Play with his hair when he is doing paperwork
30) Braid his hair
31) Say long hair makes him look gay
32) Say he has dead ends
33) Help him with that, by cutting it short with Senbonzakura
34) If you really don't want to live, Gel it up
35) Next time you see him wolf whistle and say, "Looking good captain"
36) Call him light (Byakuya mean true light)
37) Say him and Yoruichi make a cute couple
38) Ask him if he wore a ribbon in his hair when he was younger
39) Tell him that Aizen thinks he is hot
40) Ask him if he like bananas… then Grin
41) Sneak in to his manor and but a red sock in with his captains robe washing
42) Laugh when it turns pink
43) Laugh harder when he has to were it
44) Tell him it was Ichigo
45) Run in to the captains meeting with pink flowery boxer and say "Captain you left your boxers in the office".
47) Tell him that he is stupid and you could out smart him any day
48) Tell him that Hisana never loved him, she only wanted his money.
49) Spank him
50) Play tug-a-war with his scarf
51) Lend his scarf to Ukitake and return it with blood stains on it
52) Invite him to a fish BBQ and let it slip that they are his fish
53) Get squad 6 to play twister on duty time
54) Get him to join in
55) Beat him every time
56) Tell him that you sperm jacked him
57) And that you are now having his child
58) And you are going to call it Renji
59) Kiss him
60) Walk away when he is talking to you