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Random idea in my head. I don't own any of the Jinchuriki, though I wish I owned Utakata-kun. ^.^

Utakata was asked to go to the Naruto Studios to inform everyone that he was now in the anime... unfortunately he was stopped by some not-so-happy friends from the manga. His fellow Jinchuriki.

"UTAKATA!!!" Utakata was grabbed by the front of his clothes and came face-to-face with the angry 7-tails Jinchuriki, Fu. "Why the hell do you get your own freakin' filler arc when you should be dead like the rest of us?! I don't even get a gender, dang it!!" (Kishimoto said he wasn't exactly sure about what Fu's gender is, so no wonder she's mad.)


"Give it a rest already, Fu," said the young Mizukage Jinchuriki, Yagura.

"We shouldn't fight amongst ourselves," said an armored shinobi, Han.

"I will when you all admit I'm the best Jinchuriki!"

Just then Naruto and Killer Bee walked in on this.

"If you're the best then why is it my show?" Naruto said as he grinned.

"'Least I'm not an idiot!"

"Who are you calling an idiot?!"

Then Killer Bee butted into the argument by rapping something like:

"Both of you are wrong, 'cuz the best one here is me.

'Cuz I am Killer Bee, the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki! YEAH!"


And so Naruto, Killer Bee, and Fu started arguing over who was the better Jinchuriki. The others just watched.

"All this just because Utakata gets his own filler arc?" asked Yugito Nii.


"I don't see what she's complaining about. Roshi and I premier dead in the anime."

Yagura was in an emo corner growing mushrooms. Sulking about his reputation. "Apparently I ruined the Mist Village."

Everyone looked at Utakata, expecting him to go comfort his former-Mizukage. Utakata awkwardly went over to Yagura and patted him on the head.

"There, there. Could be worse."


Suddenly all the other Jinchuriki grinned at him. "You mean your nickname, Utakata-kun?"

Utakata's eyebrow twitched. "Don't say it."

"Tsuuuuu...." Fu started.


Tsunaaaa..." Naruto continued.


"Fine." They all said.

Then a random red haired girl with green eyes (Amaru?! O_O) walked by and said "Tsunade's pet."

"DANG IT!!!"

Random drabble that went into my head.

Utakata: -_- Why am dragged into this?

Because you're my favorite Jinchuriki!!! XD

Utakata: Review.