Disclaimer: If you haven't yet gotten the message, I don't own Phil of the Future.
"Hi, I'm Mike from the Pickford Bakery Supply Hut. This call is for Pim Diffy. We have your order in for 800 cupcake tins that you haven't picked up since around Halloween. We're going to have to send them back if haven't heard from you by Friday and there's a 20-percent restocking fee. Same for the forty-five thousand paper cupcake liners. Please give us a call back. Thanks! Bye!