AN: These are a series of dribbles/one-shots based on prompts anonymous posters made in a LiveJournal kink meme. Some are lolzy and others are a bit more serious.


PROMPT: Alistair/F!Cousland/Zevran, a secret and guilty menage that Alistair doesn't even know he's a part of

Alistair was a boy and everything safe and gentle. Her father would have liked Alistair and would have approved of their relationship after learning Alistair's parentage. She would make him King and she would be a nation's Queen. She was a Cousland and it was her duty.

Zevran was a man and everything dangerous and rough. Her father would have loathed and despised the elf and in no way would have approved of their relationship. He would be her King and she would be his Queen. She was his secret and he was hers.

Her evenings were spent in the tender embrace of her ex-Templar. Sweet nothings dripped pleasant and love was made. His inexperience and fumbling made their first few times awkward at best. But with time she taught and he learned. They stuck to the traditional. She would lie on her back and welcome him as he lay on top. He would move slow and careful, treating her like a paper doll he might tear. She would feign her release and tell him how wonderful he was. He would smile and tell her he loved her. She would always respond with the sweetest of smiles and a simple, "I know."

Stolen moments were found for her Antivan. Passionate some things burned hot and raw and need was satisfied. His experience and prowess made their first few times exquisite at worst. But with time, he taught and she learned. They stuck to the unconventional. Against trees, hidden corners in frost covered ruins, ale soaked store rooms of taverns, if an opportunity arose, they took it. He would move ragged and ungentle, feasting upon her in a pursuit to consume her whole. She would completely surrender and cry his name in declaration of how wonderful he was. She would lean against him, spent and chest heaving with breath and tell him that she loved him. He would always respond with the slickest of smiles and a simple, "I know."