Remy the "Unicorn"
A Fairly Oddparents parody of Charlie the Unicorn
Timmy: Hey Trixie, check out this flash cartoon I made!
Trixie: What is it?
Timmy: You've heard of "Charlie the Unicorn," right?
Timmy: Well, I used the audio from the flash, made some videos of you, me and Remy, and made this! Check it out!
Remy was sleeping in his king-size bed when Timmy and Trixie came in.
Timmy: Hey Remy! Hey Remy, wake up!
Trixie: Yeah Remy, you silly sleepyhead, wake up!
Remy: Ugh...Oh God...You guys...This had better be friggin' important; is the town on fire?
Timmy: No Remy, we found a map to Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain, Remy!!
Trixie: Yeah Remy; we're going to Candy Mountain! Come with us, Remy!
Timmy: Yeah Remy; it'll be an adventure! We're going on an adventure, Remy!
Remy: Yeah...Candy Mountain...right. I'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep.
Timmy starts bouncing on Remy's bed.
Timmy: No Remy!! You have to come with us to Candy Mountain!
Trixie: Yeah Remy; Candy Mountain! It's a land of sweets, and joy...and joyness!
Remy: Please stop bouncing!
Timmy: Candy Mountain, Remy!
Trixie: Yeah, Candy Mountain!
Remy: ALRIGHT, FINE!!! I'LL GO WITH YOU TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!
Remy, Timmy, and Trixie are walking in the woods. Timmy and Trixie are singing a tune.
Timmy and Trixie: La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la.
Remy: Enough with the singing already!
Timmy: Our first stop is over there, Remy!
They stop where Snowball, a three-headed hydra, is resting.
Remy: Oh God, what is that?!
Timmy: It's a leoplurodon, Remy!
Trixie: A magical leoplurodon!
Timmy: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!
Remy: Alright guys, you do know there's no actual Candy Mountain, right?
Timmy: Shun the nonbeliever!
The "leoplurodon" let out a very long screech.
Timmy: It has spoken!
Trixie: It has told us the way!
Remy: IT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!
Remy, Timmy, and Trixie are on a rickety rope bridge.
Timmy: It's just over this bridge, Remy!
Trixie: This magical bridge of hope and wonder!
Remy: Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys, we shouldn't be on this thing!
Remy: I'M RIGHT HERE!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!
Timmy: We're on a bridge, Remy!
They arrive at Candy Mountain.
Timmy: We're here!
Remy: Well, what do you know? There actually IS a Candy Mountain!
Timmy: Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain! Fill me with sweet, sugary, goodness!
Trixie: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave, Remy!
Timmy: Yeah Remy, go inside the cave! Magical wonders that behold when you enter!
Remy: Yeah...Thanks, but no thanks. I'm gonna stay out here.
Trixie: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave, Remy!
Just then; Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Blonda, and Juandissimo; appear and sing a song.
Fairies: Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up, then just head right up to the Candy Mountain Cave! When you get inside, you'll find yourself a cheery land; such a happy and joy-filled and perky, merry land! They got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things. Oh so many things that will brighten up your day! It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town; it's the Mecca of lovely candy things! They've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy mats, chocolate bats; it's a wonderland of sweets! Ride the train to town hear the candy band! Candy bells; it's a treat as they march across the land! Cherry ribbons stream across the sky and into the ground. Turn around; it astounds, it's a dancing candy tree! In the Candy Cave, imagination runs so free, so now Remy, please will you go into the cave?
The five fairies leave with an explosive poof.
Remy: Alright fine! I'll go into the the freakin' candy cave! This had better be good!
Timmy and Trixie laugh at Remy as he enters the cave.
Timmy: Goodbye, Remy!
Trixie: Yeah! Goodbye, Remy!
Remy: "Goodbye?" What?
The door to the cave closes.
Remy: Hey, what's going on here!? Hello!?
Some footsteps are heard from in the cave.
Remy: Who is that!?
An object hits Remy, knocking him out.
Later, Remy wakes up after getting hit.
Remy: Ohhh God... What happened?
Remy looks to see a scar across his chest.
Remy: AHH! THEY TOOK MY FREAKIN' KIDNEY!!!
Timmy: So...what do you think?
Trixie breaks out laughing.
Timmy: It was THAT bad?
Trixie: No, in fact, it was hilarious! That was a fantastic flash animation!
Timmy: You really think so?
Trixie: Of course!
Trixie kissed Timmy on the cheek.
Timmy: Thanks for your opinion!
Trixie: Your welcome. Listen, I've got to go. See you, Timmy.
Timmy: See you.
(I own nothing!)