A/N: My friend Jill and I wrote this. Max Just might come in play here! So stay tuned!
Nudge: You and your friends are all weird!
Me: I know………What's your point?
Nudge: Whatever just get to the story!
*Inside the Insane Asylum!*
Man: Make yourself at home here!
Jill: Can I have some PUDDING?
Jill: Can I have some mints? Or a refreshment? Or possibly a minty refreshment?
Man: No. How about some water instead?
Man: Well then just have a seat with some other pris-I mean patients.
Jill: OK!! *sits down on a fluffy chair*
Guy: What's your name?
Jill: JILLIAN ANN QUBECINSTINE!!!!!!
Guy: Ok then!
Other crazy ppl: FML!! F U ALL!!!!!
Jill: *curls up in fetal position* NO PROFANITY!!!
Man: AH HEM!
OCP: *turn to face person*
Man: NO F PROFANITY IN THIS F JOINT!!!
Jill: AHHH!!!!! NOT MORE PROFANITY!!!
Man: No, we call this room the F joint and the F word F profanity.
Person: alright! Now that that's established, GO TAKE YOUR MEDS!!! ALL OF YOU!
*In the meds room*
Lady with long needle: NEXT
Jill: *tries to run away* NOT THE NEEDLES!
Guards: *drag Jill to lady with LONG needle*
Lady with long needle: now this won't hurt much.
Jill: NOOOOO! I DON"T LIKE BIG NEEDLES!!!!THE WORD ITSELF SOUNDS LIKE NOODLES!!! WHICH SOUNDS LIKE POODLES! WHICH SOUNDS LIKE SQUIRRELS!!!
Lady with long needle: You have serious problems. *lifts up needle*
Guard: JILL! You have a visitor.
Jill: Visitor? Who would visit me in this joint?
Guard: Heck if I know! Just get over to the visitor room!
Jill: YAY!!!!!*skips to the visitor room*
Jill: Who are you?
Visitor: You don't remember me? It's me Zoe!!!!
Jill: ZOEY!!!!!!! Why are you wearing a moustache?
Zoe: cause they might remember me and put me back in here! I CAN'T LET THEM TAKE ME!!!
Jill: Okay, I won't let it slip.
Random crazy person: *runs down hall with people in white coats chase him* They're coming to take me away Ha Ha! They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha! To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats!
And they're coming to take me away ha ha!
Jill: AAAAAAAAAAAH yogurt is my 17th favorite food AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Zoe: I was right to bring you here. BTW: DON"T LET THEM POKE YOU WITH THE LONG NEEDLES! THEY'RE DOING ILLEGAL EXPIREMENTATION!!!
Jill: That's what that's for? I thought they wanted me to take my meds.
Zoe: What? No! They want to experiment on you! LIKE MAXIMUM RIDE!!!! THE POOR WINGED CHILDREN!!!!!!
Jill: *SINGING* ONE DAY I"LL LAND IN THE NUT HOUSE! HA HA! With all the NUTS AND
THE SQUIRRELS! HEHEHEHE! THERE I'LL STAY! TUCKED AWAY! TILL THE PROHABITION OF! LIIIIIIIITLE GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLS!!!
Zoe: WTC? IDK.
Jill: What does IDK stand for?
Zoe: I don't know
Jill: NOBODY KNOWS! AHHH!
Jill: DO I GET PRETTY WINGS IF THEY POKE ME WITH THE LONG NEEDLES????
Crazy person with toothbrush: THE VOICES IN MY HEAD!!! GET THEM OUT!!!! *sticks toothbrush in ear*
Zoe: Now I think that THAT is what happens if they poke you with needles.
Jill: NO!!! THE YOGURT!!! IT'S SO.........YOGURTY!!!!
Zoe: but who knows! Maybe you will get perty wings! With perty
Jill: OOOO!! MAYBE They'll BE PURPLE WITH GREEN STRIPES!!!!
Zoe: Maybe! And maybe you'll turn into a UNICORN! *Starts frolicking around the room* Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn!
Crazy person with toothbrush: SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAVE ME!!!!!!! DON'T CARE, HOW YOU DO IT! JUST SAAAAAAVE ME!!! COME ON!!!
Jill: I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE BALL BARBRA MANITTIE!!!
Zoe: YOU CAN'T COME BECAUSE YOU DON'T. SPEEK. FRENCH!! Or vwa!
Jill: NO!!!!! I WANT PUDDING!
Zoe: WELL I WANT TO BE A SWITSERLAND BELLY DANCER BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN EITHER!!!!!!!
Guard: you know, I think that you should leave now. Hey, Do I know you?
Zoe: NO!!! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!! I'M GOING TO LEAVE!!! *Whispers to Jill* you can let them poke you with the needles, but it's your own fault if you end up like that guy *point to crazy guy with toothbrush*
CPWT: ARE YOU MY MUMMY? *Singing* DOCTOR WHO. DOCTOR WHOOOOOOO! HEY! THE TARDIS! DOCTOR WHOOOO HEY! DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHOOOOa! DOCTOR WHOOOOOOa!
Jill: KK. TTYL BFFL!
Zoe: GTG GF! C U L8TER!
Guy in white coat: HEY THATS THE EXCAPED PRISO- I mean patient. BUT SHE EXCAPED! SO GRAB HER!! AND POKE HER WITH A NEEDLE!
Other guy in white coat: a REALLY LONG ONE!
CPWT: NO! DONT LET THEM POKE YOU!
Jill: I have one thing to tell you. Before they poke you with a long needle.
Jill: I watched a show
Zoe: OUT WITH IT
Jill: 601 ways
Jill: to peel a banana.
Jill: and then I went to eat a banana
Jill: AND I COULDNT PEEL IT *sob sob sob sob*
NEXT TIME!! ZOE AND JILL GET POKED WITH NEEDLES AND GET POWERS!!