Me: Well.... Guess what I just got sent...

Max: They were planning it...

Me: Yeah, this is a separate conversation that I wasn't a part of... That was going on through the wedding part of the wedding...

Max: Those girls are GOOD...

Me: That can be taken sexu-

Max: What can't be taken sexually?

Me: -shrug- Same cast as before... This starts just a bit before the last chapter did...


Vera: Okay, so hows about we yell "Wedding time" on the count of three?

M.G: -shrug- Sure.

Vera: One!

Saint: We need to be subtle!

Vera: ...we do?

M.G: Subtle? Nah...

Vera: Why can't we just yell wedding time?

Skits: I got it.

Vera: Oh?

Saint: They'll leave! If they know what we're doing!

Vera: What's your idea, Skits?

Skits: Okay, so, someone says the vows and someone asks 'does anyone like -insert something here-' and then they'll say 'I do!'

Vera: So, like... we make them get married without them realizing it?

Skits: -nod-

Vera: Oohs!

Saint: I NEED TO FIND FROMO AND LEAR! Hold on...

Vera: Once you get those two, I get to do it! I'm the civil servant, after all. -grin-

Saint: -grins- Fang's helping me... He's not as drunk as you think he is... Just watch...


Me: And this is where the other chap began...

Max: Of course he wasn't drunk...


Skits: You just say the vows and someone else shouts out over you a question that'll make them say 'I do'.

Vera: Hows about I disguise the vows in a question?

Saint: :D

Skits: V...the vows are a question...

Vera: Yeah, but they're not disguised... Hold on...

Skits: Saint...what the hell is Fang doing?


Max: What was Fang doing?

Me: "Fang: -drags them off to private room-"

Max: Ah...


Fang: I'm never doing that again!

Fromo: I thought I was gonna get laid!

Lear: Our thoughts were quite wrong...

Vera: What about, like, "Hey, Matt, does Max ever annoy you so much that you want to unkidnap her?"And whatever his response may be..."Well, hows about, in order to keep your Max from ever meeting the real one, you promise to keep your Max for all eternity?" Does that work? Doesn't matter if he actually says "I do" or not... "Okay" works fine.

Saint: -is explaining to Lear and Fromo-

Vera: I'mma do it now if I get no comments...

Fromo: I get to throw flowers!

Vera: Wait until after I've made them get married!

Skits: Wait, Vera!

Vera: What?

Saint: ...

Vera: WTF!?

Saint: That Dirty Floridian and Dirty Bird...

Vera: ...no one told Max anything, right?

Saint: Right...

Vera: She's just.. like... being Max? S#$%!

Saint: Either that, or they're on to us and messing with us.


Max: What was that all about?

Me: "Saint: Hi, Max!

Max: Hi. I'm not getting married.

Me: Yeah, nowadays we can have sex WITHOUT marriage."

Max: Ah...


Vera: Anyone, if no one has anything to say, can I marry them now?

Saint: Go for it... Fromo!

Skits: Fromo! What the hell?!

Fromo: Sorry...Had to...

Skits: -slaps-


Max: And that?

Me: "Fromo: No, THIS is rape! -rapes-"

Max: -facepalm-


Skits: Ooh, after they both agree can I play teh wedding march on my trumpet?

M.G : Ooh..

Saint: I hope they don't catch on...

Vera: Me too...

Skits: Ditto.

Vera: S#$%...

Saint: Well, from making trouble with any fake Max posers?

Vera: YES! One down!


Max: They got you.

Me: Yeah, they got me... This'll be important later, kids, so don't forget...


Saint: Yes yes yes! Now, be subtle about switching to Max...

Vera: -nods-

Saint: Like you just thought to talk to her...

Skits: -bites lip-

Vera: S#$%! KARA! Don't you DARE mention another convo! OR I WILL FRU- oh, okay, we seem to be fine...


I think I cut that part out when I was editing the other one... -shrug-


Skits: Now...switch to Max...

Vera: This is too easy...

Skits: Oh!

Vera: Mwahaha! Dangit... I need ideas...

Skits: What?

Vera: On how to make Max get Max to marry Matt...

Skits: Why doesn't...someone else do Max? So they won't catch on...

Vera: My Max is doing Max? Kinda? And that sounds wrong...

Fromo: -can't wait to throw flowers-

Vera: Be subtle!

Skits: What do I say...gah...Shoulda thought that through...

Vera: Say "...I forgot"

Skits: No...I got this...

Vera: Oohs! Nice! Then, like, "Well, do you promise not to kill him?", or something?

Skits: Hehe..it has the word 'pee' in it...

Vera: BAD WORDING!You shoulda dumped the forever! S#$%!

M.G: S#%..

Fang: I'm just gonna type something random in the convo so Matt and Max think it's normal...

Vera: What can we say to convince her it's not!

Skits: Good idea...


Me: Alright, here's what happened.

Max: We saw the trap. But then Matt here had a brilliant idea.

Me: Heheh... Yeah, I said we oughta play along for a bit, then stop them when they try to trick me.

Max: Of course... -points up-

Me: -nod- They already tricked me. And I didn't notice. -facepalm-

Max: So it was YOUR fault after all.

Me: Unfortunately...


Skits: Gah...

Vera: Let's not try to trick Max again for a few minutes...

Skits: ...So...that'd be a yes, right?

Vera: -nods-

Saint: I do not actually need help...

Vera: I know.

Skits: YEs!

Vera: WAIT! Can I say "You may now kiss the bride!"?

Saint: What?

Skits: Yes. AND I'LL PLAY THE WEDDING MARCH![

Fromo: Flowers?

Vera: Yep! Flowers!

Skits: Mwahahaha!! We ish evil.

Vera: We are...


Me: So there you have it. What was going on on the other side.

Max: They're sneaky bitches...

Me: But wait! I just got my revenge about a half hour ago...


***Today***

Me: Hmmm..... Who wants me to upload a sketch of Max to dA?

Saint: I do!

M.G: I do!

Me: Should I scan it or take a picture of it?

Kara: I do!

Vera: I d- wait, no, post it! I don't want to marry you, Matt...


Max: -facepalm- You just married three other girls...

Me: Yep! I'm married to Saint, M.G, Kara, AND Max! I'm awesome!

Max: You tricked them into saying "I do"... All except Vera...

Me: Yeah, and I'm so good, I didn't even realize I was doing it!

Max: ...

Me: THE Y CHROMOSOME TRIUMPHS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Max: Uh... Saint just called, you guys just adopted four kids.

Me: ...

Max: Wrapped around her fingers, dude, wrapped around her fingers.

Me: Shut up...

Thanks for reading! -Matt&Max