"I heard about the Council, such a shame." Muttered a Jounin with a piece of cloth hanging from his side with the kanji for Fire on it. He was smoking a cigarette, but that notion was quickly dashed at the glare of a beautiful brunette in a strange dress of bandages. The brunette changed her glare to the silver-haired Jounin that giggled at his small, orange book. They were interrupted by a yell "YOSH! IT IS MOST UNYOUTHFUL INDEED ASUMA-SAN!" said some guy in green.
Sarutobi face palmed himself.
"It is something that I should of done along time again. While the watchers would watch for enemies, who would watch the watchers?" he said.
They nodded all signs of fooling around gone. Cigarette, book, glare, and youth all gone.
Just as Sarutobi was going to continue about the Teams they would get, they heard a arguing outside.
"Hokage-sama is busy, you can not go in there!" was his secretary's yell.
"Do you really think you can stop me from seeing the old man?" was the question of the other.
Silence was his answer.
"That's what I thought." The Other said somewhat smugly.
A loud slap sound, and a yelp followed by a chuckle. The door opened, which showed one Naruto Namikaze. Sarutobi looked at his secretary, and saw she was holding her cheek, blushing.
And it wasn't the cheek on her face.
"We need to talk at my house." Naruto said to Sarutobi.
"I'm kind of busy with these Jounin, Naruto-kun." He replied.
"I've found a way to improve the Hiraishin." Naruto said smugly.
Stunned silence settled around the office.
"Naruto, I really want to believe you, but it's impossible to get that good at Fuinjutsu that quickly." Said Sarutobi.
"Kage Bunshin is awesome like that, Old Man. You should use it for your paperwork problems." Naruto said.
Sarutobi gaped like an idiot.
Of course, he wasn't the only one.
Naruto walked up to the beautiful brunette and closed her mouth, he didn't know if he could control himself if he kept seeing her mouth open. She blushed a bit, but still gaped.
"To have that much chakra, is astounding…" muttered the one with the cloth of the Fire Daimyo.
"Yes, I do. Anyway, here is my idea." Naruto said.
He began to explain his idea to the Hokage, and by proxy, the Jounin. They listened, and the only one who wasn't totally lost was the Sandaime Hokage.
Sarutobi sat there, dazed. Hiraishin is such a powerful technique already, but to be improved.
"However I want a Seal Master to see if my idea has any merit, and to see any mistakes I may have made. I don't want to test the idea, and then execute the technique, only to find myself without my right arm." Naruto finished.
Sarutobi nodded, looking at this from a Shinobi's point of view, it would pay to have another Kiroii no Senkou in Konoha. And it would be no good if Naruto injured himself during his experiments, his fondness of the boy aside. If he becomes as feared as his father, then Konoha would be even better protected. He nodded.
"I will call for Jiraiya." Sarutobi concluded.
Naruto nodded, and because he was only facing the hokage, It was Sarutobi that only saw the small blush on his face.
Sarutobi laughed hysterically.
Naruto shook his head.
Naruto cleared his throat. "Also, it appears that whatever change I went through on that night, seems to have super powered my body to unnatural highs. I was training before, and I was able to punch a hole through a Fire Country Tree. I have yet to train properly in the air using my flight powers." he supplied.
Sarutobi nodded. While it was quite natural for Kage and select ANBU to punch through Fire Country Trees, it was not natural for a supposed Genin, dead last of his class no less.
Sarutobi had steeple his fingers at what Naruto had said. "Hmm, most intriguing. I can't have you in a team now, for a team to work together, they must be around the same level, roughly. But for you to be so far ahead that you would only be held back by the team…. Hmmm."
Sarutobi had a few choices ahead of him. He could make Naruto a Jounin, free of the team, but eventually had to lead his own when the time came. He could make him a Chunin, which would amount to the same thing with Jounin, but with more tedious duties around Konoha. "Hmm, We will test you Naruto, to see where you would be best fitted, it is quiet obvious that you in a genin team would be bad. You would only be held back, while your team would not be able to operate efficiently with you, for your level is high above them. Let's go to the training grou-" Sarutobi was cut of by Naruto, who once again cleared his throat.
"We can use my training grounds, Hokage-sama." He said.
Sarutobi nodded. He would be proud to show off his new heritage too, if he was the son of the Kiroii no Senkou.
At the Namikaze Mansion:
Naruto led the way back to his home, glad to be able to get someone to verify his idea for the Hiraishin. The gates opened up to him once more of their own accord. The Jounin that was following gulped at the implications of Naruto living here.
They heard yells and explosions, along with numerous puffs of clones dispelling.
Naruto winced at every single clone's memories.
Having lightning going through your torso is not a good memory. If that ever happened to him in real life, he'd shove Masamune somewhere unpleasant ( or pleasant depending on the individuals preference.)
At the Uchiha Complex:
'Must kill Itachi, Must Kill Itachi' chanted an mentally unstable Sasuke Uchiha.
The universe shifted.
'Must not piss of Naruto, Must not piss of Naruto' he thought nervously.
Sometimes, karma isn't a bitch.
Back at the Namikaze Mansion:
They had arrived at the Training Grounds, to see numerous craters already being repaired by the seals Minato had installed after his first training session.
Naruto dispelled the clones, and staggered at the memories. Sarutobi glanced at Naruto, but Naruto just shook his head.
One of the clones memories, is awe inspiring to say the least. One of the clones had combined the basic Fuin, along with Genjutsu, and with it made a sort of dimension pocket. It could be placed over an area, and it would be controllable by Naruto. Everything. From the colour of the grass to time itself.
Naruto told the rest what 'he' had made. They were perplexed at the idea of something like that. So were the ANBU that were trying to hide while guarding the Hokage.
Too bad they didn't know that you can't hide from the child that can paint the Hokage monument in broad daylight, wearing orange, and get away with it.
"Call down your guards if you want Hiruzen, they're welcome here." Said Naruto as he stared at the training grounds new pristine look.
Six nin appeared around the Hokage. They were the Clan Heads, their new position of protecting the Hokage.
Naruto chuckled, wondering if they were offended at having to move from their asses. Probably not, they would not be a good shinobi if they complained about their superiors orders.
He named each one in his head. Inuzuka Tsume, Hyuuga Hiashi, Nara Shikaku, Yamanaka Inoichi, Akimichi Chouza, Aburame Shibi.
He nodded once, and they nodded back.
"Who will I be facing Hiruzen?" asked Naruto.
Sarutobi took a moment to answer, before saying "You will be facing….. Hatake Kakashi, and Maito Gai."