Disclaimer: Sigh. I wish.
Author's Note: Based on the comic by Gejimayo. Seriously, they're amazing. I mean, how could I not write something about her comics?! Find her on DeviantArt. You won't be dissappointed!
Warning: Yuri. SakuHina.
"Hmm? What is it, Hinata?"
"It's j-just...the cut you're dressing…"
"Eh? What's wrong? Does it hurt again? Let's see, I think I have salve for that-"
"No-no, it's not –"
"Aha! Found it! Now, it might sting a little, but-"
"Just? C'mon, spit it out Hinata."
"The cut-it, it's, uhm…"
"It's on my leg."
"Well, I can see that. Thanks for the observation."
"If y-you know where it is, then…why is your h-hand up my shirt?"
"…Well...you never know. You could be wounded. It's up to me as squad medic-nin to check."
"B-but I don't feel a cut there."
"Simple. You could've been struck by a poisoned kunai that has a numbing poison."
"I'm sure I blocked my le-left side-"
"Uh-huh. Sorry, err, your speech is starting to get slurred. Obviously some sort of poison is in your system. It's my job to suck it out and remove it from your system."
"WHAT?! But there's no cut on my breas-"
"S-Sakura-chan, your tongue is cold!"