Yoruko: I accept requests, but if I don't know the guy, you can forget about ever seeing the pairing on here. I also am likely to not write it if I don't like the guy or simply hate the idea of her paired with him. And I do not own anything I use that you recognize from another fanfiction or from some movie, book, game, show, anime, or something.
List of auto-refuse: Sasuke Uchiha, Inuyasha, Kazuma Kuwabara, Hojo
Crossover: Prince of Tennis
Pairing: Kagome/Eiji Kikumaru
Warning: some violence, language, mention of yaoi side pairings.
Cats or Dogs
Inuyasha was fuming. Kagome had been in her time for three days already, and she still wasn't back yet! He wondered what she was doing. What was keeping her?
"What's got you so upset Inuyasha?" asked Sango.
"Kagome's not back yet! That's what! What does that wench think she's doing?! We have jewel shards to find!" answered Inuyasha.
"Calm down, Inuyasha," said Miroku, "Kagome said that she would be gone for a week this time. It hasn't even been five days. You know that she's been having trouble keeping up at that 'school' place of hers. Besides, I think that she deserves a break."
"Well, she's had her precious break! She needs to get off of her lazy ass and come back so we can hunt for shards!"
Miroku sighed and let it go. He knew that it was pointless trying to talk some sense into Inuyasha. He was... how did Kagome put it? 'Stubborn as a mule.' Knowing Inuyasha, he's about to go to go to Kagome's time to try to drag her back here. Yup, he was right- there he goes now.
"Inuyasha!" called Shippo, "Where are you going?"
"None of your business, runt!" Inuyasha shouted over his shoulder. Shippo just shook his head.
"We all know where he's going anyway, Shippo, so it doesn't matter." Miroku said.
"You're right." said Shippo, "Inuyasha can be so impatient and stubborn."
Sango laughed. "You're right there."
"Inuyasha's in for nothing but trouble this time," said Miroku, "Kagome's been running out of patience."
"I'm just surprised that she didn't run out of patience a long time ago." said Sango.
"Well, it won't do him any good trying to bring her back early this time." said Miroku.
"Hee hee! I wish I could see the look on Inuyasha's face!" said Shippo.
'Here it is. Time to bring Kagome back. Honestly, what does she need that 'school' thing for, anyway?' thought Inuyasha.
Inuyasha jumped through the well and into the future. Little did he know that their friends were right- yet didn't know the half of it.
"Game 5-4 to Higurashi."
"Great job Kage-chan, nya!" said a red haired boy. (Yoruko: One guess)
"Thank you, Eiji." Kagome said with a grin, "This is fun."
"Yeah! It's been way too long." said Eiji, who was also grinning.
Inuyasha couldn't believe his eyes. What was going on? Who was that with Kagome? And what was with that outfit? Not that it mattered much- he had to hurry up and get Kagome out of here before anymore time was wasted. He rushed out towards them.
'Huh?! Darn. Baka Inuyasha, so impatient. It's only been three days.' "Eiji! I'm sorry, but we'll have to wait a little bit before we can get back to the game." said Kagome.
Eiji looked confused. "Why is that?"
Kagome only nodded her head, indicating a direction. Getting the hint, Eiji looked where she had pointed, and saw a silver haired guy with dog ears in weird red clothes.
"Who's that, Kagome-chan?" Eiji asked.
"That's what I should ask! What are you doing, Wench?! You should have been back by now, we have jewel shards to find!!" shouted Inuyasha.
Eiji blinked. This was Inuyasha? No wonder Kagome always looked so tired when she got back. He seemed like he was really hard to get along with, and really foul tempered. It was no surprise that she complained so much about him. Eiji can already tell that he really is a jerk, and he just met him.
"Kagome? Is this that Inuyasha person, nya?" Eiji asked.
"Yeah, that's him, alright." said Kagome with a sigh. 'Really. Why can't he leave me alone for once?'
"I can see why you're always so tired and stressed out when you get back, nya." Kagome just giggled.
"What's that supposed to mean?!! And who I am doesn't matter! Com on,
Wench!" shouted Inuyasha.
Eiji frowned. Who did he think he is, talking to her like that? He'd known that she complained about him never using her name, but he had never realized all that he used insults instead of names.
"Sit! You know my name, so use it!!" said Kagome.
Eiji snickered. 'It serves you right, nya! No one talks to a lady like that!" he said.
"Who the hell do you think you are?" Inuyasha demanded.
"I'm Eiji Kikumaru, nya!" Eiji answered.
"What the hell do you think gives you the right to talk to me like that, you weirdo? And why are you always saying 'nya' like you're some kind of cat? It's stupid. Come on Bitch, it's time to go!! I can't believe you keep wasting your time here. Kikyo wouldn't ignore her duties like this. You're weak and worthless." said Inuyasha.
"Sit! Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit!!!!! You're so rude! Don't talk to people like that! You're so rude, impatient, and imature! I'm sick and tired of you acting so possessive and jealous when you're neither my brother nor my boyfriend! Especially when you're always running of to the clay replica of Kikyo whenever you get a sign of her presence! I'm not going back for five more days! And there's nothing you can do about it!" said Kagome.
"And I don't want to see you anywhere near Kagome again, nya! She'll go back through the well when she's ready!" said Eiji.
"Who do you think you are, telling me what to do like that?!" said Inuyasha.
"I told you, I'm Eiji Kikumaru! And I'm Kagome's boyfriend." said Eiji, as he wrapped his arms around Kagome.
"Bo-boyfriend?! But, but, I thought-" said Inuyasha.
"What? That you could have both me and Kikyo?" said Kagome, "I never knew that you were that stupid. I never felt that way about you. Besides, you should have realized earlier that I've always been more of a cat person. Now leave." Inuyasha ran off, his ears down. Kagome sighed then shook her head. Eiji just laughed lightly.
"I don't know why you ever have to go back there, Kagome. That Inuyasha person is impossible to get along with." said Eiji.
"I did break the jewel. Besides, my other friends are a lot nicer." said Kagome, "Koga even finally gave up on me and we're just friends now."
"That's good;" said Eiji, "otherwise Ochibi and I would need to get the rest of the regulars to help us steal you away."
Kagome grinned. "Yeah, and Shusuke would come up with a 'plan' for Inuyasha should he try to come after me."
"Of course! You're his friend, and his boyfriend Ryoma's cousin." said Eiji.
Kagome giggled. "I love you Eiji."
"I love you too, Kagome!" said Eiji. Then he leaned down for a kiss. Yes, Kagome was indeed more of a cat person.
End of Chapter