Hong Kong walked over to the podium, calm and emotionless like usual. Shuffling over, he pulled the microphone a few inches down ward.
"Hey, guys." He said, reading off of a white note card. "This is a message from the author."
He held the card up higher, and read off of it in a complete monotone.
"So, I was planning on a second chapter of Helpful Nations, but have no ideas so I was hoping that you, the readers could give some advice."
He flipped it over.
"Please list things you have trouble with in a review, and I'll try to include them in the story. I already have my first topic, writing reviews. Thank you."
Hong Kong let the card flutter to the ground, and walked off the stage.