Hello again my lovely readers! Yes, if you looked at the title you have read it correctly. This is the sequel to Days of Note Passing! But! I have a major twist. This goes DEEP into Alice and Jaspers affairs. MWAHAHAHAHA. This is now 20 more years into the future. And you will see some veryyyy interesting people.

Day 1

A: Jasper, I think it's time we told one another of our affairs.

J: Really? I think everyone will be disturbed.

Ed: I already know!

B: Eddie-poo! YOU'RE KILLING THE FUN

Em: Guess what everyone.

Ro: WHAT.

Em: WE HAVE NOTHING ON HARRY POTTER.

Ed: Emmett! How dare you say that! I'm Sparklepants!

B: WE ALL ARE. DUHHHH.

Em: wellllll….he's got seven books…..we've got four……..

Ed: and a half! My book like, never got finished. *pout*

B: *prayer hands* thank you stephenie!

Ed: BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Em: Yeah, and harry like NEVER complains. That's allllllll Edward and bella do.

B: well, life was so hard as a human and now Edward has been a deadweight since 1918.

Em: AND harry's parents were MURDERED. Ed, yours died from the FLU. THE FLU. THE I STAYED AT HOME SICK FROM THE FLU. THE FLUUUU.

Ed: AND I ALMOST DID. AND IT"S THE SPANISH INFLUENZA. IT'S THE BEST SAP STORY AROUND.

A: Jasper dear, we should talk later about it.

J: Of course.

B: NONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE SHUT UP. I want to hear about this.

A: Sorry Bella. But you have to wait now.

Person: ALIICCCCCEEEEEE!!

A: o.O I thought I told you to make like MJ and beat it! Stalker…….

J: Alice who is he?

A: My affair-ee.

J: Oh. Hello. My name is Jasper Witlock and I am her husband. Nice to meet you.

Person: ………Alice, your husband scares me. Why is he so calm???

Everyone: Just because.

A: Hank, you do realize that I don't love you right?

Hank: WHAT?! THEN WHAT WAS THAT HOT NIGHT IN THE HOTEL JACUZI??!!

A: Oh dear…I forgot about that…..

Hank: *dies*

Everyone: BLOOD.

HAHAHHAHHAHA IT"S DONE FINALLY DO NOT EXPECT DAY TO DAY UPDATES LIKE LAST TIME. I'M ALSO WORKING ON U;TL TOO SO THAT"S IN THE WAY