A/N: the first of 96 MOMENTS OF KEVIN! OH YEAH! Enjoy! This won on my poll with 7 votes (out of 15) and 'Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda' came in second. i'll post the first chapter of that in a week or so. it's already written, so don't worry.

Disclaimer: own Kevin. Uh-huh. I legally changed my name to Man of Action. (jk jk)

"Did it hurt?" he asked softly, staring into the girl's perfect blue eyes. He liked the soft glow that they radiated. They were the reason he was drawn to her.

She cocked her head to one side and smiled a crooked smile. "What do you mean?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Kevin worked to make his voice sincere about it and to at least attempt to look cool. It wasn't everyday a girl decided to talk to him. And so far, so good by his standards.

A pink blush rose to her cheeks, face flaming. "Aww, you're so sw-"

"Because your face is really messed up." He drove the car right over the cliff and got himself smacked, the girl disappearing into a building.

"Wow, Kevin," Gwen laughed softly as the story concluded. She could just imagine a ten-year-old version of her boyfriend saying that. "I'm so glad you gained some class before we met you again…"

Ben had spit artichoke and lemon smoothie all over the floor of Kevin's car.

A/N: these will be just like 83 Moments of Ben, but a Kevin version!!!! Hope you liked it! Review please!