This is a parody of "If I Were a Boy" by Beyonce and this is my first fic thing so yeah. I hope you like it. haha C= Also, TELL me if there are any mistakes. Please.

The POV on this is just myself because I'm on Team Edward. haha I'll probably make a Jacob one about Bella or something but yeah. Tell me what you think of it. Please&Thank-you!! Review!


If I Were Edward

If I were Edward,

Even just for a day

I'd go to my closet, throw on whatever Alice wanted and go

Go hunting with the guys

And chase after cougars

I'd drain about two of them

And I'd never get confronted for it

'Cause they know what I like

If I were Edward,

I think I could understand

How it feels to love Bella

I swear I'd be very patient with her

I wouldn't forgive her

'Cause she don't know how it burns

When you don't get the one you wanted

'Cause he's taken by Bella

And everything you want is gone

If I were Edward

I would throw away my phone

Tell everyone I lost it so they'll leave me alone

I'd forget her first

Then I'd get up and leave her

'Cause I know what she did

With that idiotic dog, Jacob

If I were Edward,

I think I could understand

How it feels to love Bella

I swear I'd be very patient with her

I wouldn't forgive her

'Cause she don't know how it burns

When you don't get the one you wanted

'Cause he's taken by Bella

And everything you want is gone

It isn't too late for you to come back boy

It is not a mistake to think I'd forgive you like that

If you thought I wouldn't wait for you

You thought wrong

But you're just Edward

You don't understand (Yeah, you don't understand, oh) how it feels to love a girl

Someday you wish you were a better chooser

You didn't pick me

You don't know how it feels

Until you lose the one you wanted

Because she is taken by Jacob

And everything you wanted is gone

But you're just Edward


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