So guys. I'm sorry I haven't updated in. forever. But as soon as school started I was out of time to do anything. I'm gonna write #5 now because in number 4, I don't know what Calvin ball is, so yeah. Slash or no?

Disclaimer: I do not own Big Time Rush or Wal-Mart.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

Kendall furrowed his eyebrows, looking up from the paper.

"This may make James happy, but it'll just make Logan roll his eyes like he does with everything," Carlos smirked, looking over Kendall's shoulder.

"What?" James asked excitedly, Logan asking it in a groaning tone. Kendall explained it to them, telling Carlos to start walking to the auto department.

*20 minutes later*

"Its smells so freakin' bad in here!" three of the boys coughed, James still spraying the air fresheners. He had even gone to the extent of hanging pine fresheners on himself.

"This stuff works way better than Axe!"

"But Axe smells so much better!" the blonde girl from before defended, suddenly at James' side. Kendall rushed up to her.

"Hey is your friend still here?" He asked with hope in his eyes.

"No, she went to go on a date with her boyfriend!" (;))

James laughed, seeing Carlos and Kendall's faces fall.

The brunette turned to her, smiling.

"What were you guys even doing here?" Rachel pulled a piece of paper out from her back pocket, unfolding it.

"101 Best things to do at Wal-Mart, but its technically 100 because they skipped number 51," she pointed out. The look on James' face suddenly got brighter.

"You wanna finish the list with us? Since ya know your friend left and all," He blushed.

Rachel nodded a knowing smirk on her face.


6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

Kendall and Carlos stood, red and blue gift wrapped tubes pressed together, a determined look on their faces.

"You know, she would've picked me anyway, I am so more of her type," Kendall smirked, Carlos pulling away and smacking him in the head with his tube. (That sounds mildly sexual)

Carlos's eyes scanned the crowd, picking out someone nearby that looked like they would be willing to have a gift wrap duel. He called the man over, handing him the tube, telling him to fight Kendall. And he did. Meanwhile James and Rachel were goofing off, James half tickling her and half playfully hitting her with his green gift wrap tube.

"Stop, stop! You can stop now James!" she giggled, holding up her hands up in surrender.

"Fine," he smiled, putting the gift wrap back. Carlos was arguing with a costumer, trying to get him to battle Logan, who was at the same time arguing with Carlos about not fighting this random bystander.

Kendall came up behind Carlos, smacking him in the head with his gift wrap, followed by hitting Logan.

"That's my cousin, bitches!"