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A very short one-shot that I hope you will enjoy. No spoilers, but I'd assume something like this would take place after season 4.

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Thank you Dave for the great beta job and to Gregg, for his quiet and constant support.


I've been hanging around with the two B's for a few days now. For those not in the know, the two B's are Dr. Temperance Brennan (a.k.a, Bones) and Special Agent Seeley Booth.

I met them at a crime scene, not more than a few days ago. Admittedly, I'm too young to hang around them, but they won't be getting rid of me too easily.

So you might wonder why I'm even letting you all know about this. Well, the two B's always act so cool, but I've been hanging around – without them being any the wiser, of course – and let me tell you, they get seriously hot and heavy when they're alone, and it's my opinion that this needs to be exposed.

For instance, just the other day, they were finishing a case and to be honest, I'm not much of a night owl, but the light in Bones' office kept me up, so I was able to witness Booth pull her in for what was the hottest kiss I've seen in my admittedly-short life. After at least a minute of tongue wrestling, their hands started wandering.

Bones went straight for his behind, while Booth insinuated his hands under her shirt and started massaging her breasts. It wasn't long before items of clothing started flying. I was almost hit a few times.

Being young, I'm not much of an expert on the human form, but these two have the most wonderfully formed bodies that even I had to wonder at their combined perfection.

What happened next included a whole lot of moaning and they nearly fell off her couch twice. As things became more frenetic, they both cried each others names. Moments later, they looked as though they were asleep, but they were actually talking softly to each other. The smell of them reached me, and it took all my self-restraint not to go and investigate the protein that had leaked from both their bodies.

After what seemed an age to me, they both rose, collected their clothes and, with numerous kisses, they dressed themselves and left. I headed for the protein stain and began to investigate. They certainly are an amazing combination.

Tomorrow I'll keep watching, and keep you up to date on the buzz around the water-cooler.

Have a good day, and don't let my brethren get to you. Flies are people too. :-)