Harold Hill (AN: In this he is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) awoke one morning at exactly 5 AM. It wasn't like him to get up at such an early hour, intense giddiness had forced him into this. Today was a very special day for Harold. After all, it was his Birthday.

The calendar confirmed that it was indeed March 15, the forty-seventh anniversary of his birth. He immediately rushed downstairs. For this special occasion, he had picked out the biggest Birthday cake available from his local bakery.

"HEY HEY WHADDYA SAY, TODAY'S A VERY SPECIAL DAY, HEY HEY WHADDYA SAY, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!" he sang loudly, as characters from various musicals tend to do.

However, when he got downstairs, the birthday cake was..........................................................................................................................................GONE! .

Arnold immediately rushed to the phone, tears filling his eyes. He dialed his best friend's number: Tom Nook from Animal Crossing.

"Tom! Tom!" he wailed sexily into the phone, "Come over! Quick!"

Tom showed up (AN: In this he is played by Mark Wahlberg), wielding the plastic sword he would often use to play Dungeons and Dragons. "What is it, Arnold?" Mark yielded loudly.

"My birthday cake is gone!" Arnold roared.

Luckily for Arnold, Tom Nook had installed a series of video cameras throughout the house. He rushed to the video feed, immediately looking it over.

"Hm..." Tom Nook said, "It appears that your cake has been stolen by rats."

"RATS?!"

"Rats." Tom Nook concluded.

"Where'd they take it?" Arnold asked.

"There is only one way of knowing." Tom Nook said.

"TELL ME!"

"Okay, we can go to the Underground City of the Rodents, which is populated by rodents, and ask the overlord. He usually knows the activities of his subjects. It's very dangerous though."

"Why? Coz of the rats? Lol."

"How'd u know?"

"Nevermind. Where is this place?"

"In a really nasty movie theater," he said.

So they set off. But they had no idea what they were getting into. And so, the epic quest to retrieve Harold Hill's cake began.