A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…….
"Cody, you have to meet this girl, she is amazing!" Rex pleaded. Cody ignored him, making one final pass with the cloth in his hand over his blaster before placing the blaster on his desk. "Come on, Codes! When was the last time you had a week, a full week, on Courasant and didn't go on a date!"
"Last time I checked, never," Cody smirked as Rex's face turned to horror.
"What?!?! You can't be serious. You've never been on a date?!?!"
"Some of us, Rex, don't need to "get happy in bed" to feel our lives are completed. I am perfectly happy with just my blaster and my job," Cody shook his head.
"No you're not!"
"Why do you think that?"
"You make the rest of our lives miserable!"
"I only do that because I enjoy other people's pain. Plus, a commander can't be "nice", that's just not right."
"Come on, just one date!"
Cody sighed," No, Rex, not happening."
"I will win, Codes. Before we leave, you will have gone on a date," Rex stood.
"Have fun with that, Rex," Cody chuckled, opening a folder.
"I will," Rex growled as he left. He was still brooding as he entered the mess hall and his friends noticed.
"Guys, we should go," Meds hissed urgently.
"Why?" Boomer looked up from showing the others his newest tattoo.
"Oh, no, guys, let's go," Odds saw what Meds saw.
"Too late," Chopper growled as Rex made his way over. "He has the look."
"Boys, I need your help", Rex smiled evilly at them.
"Please, no!" Echo pleaded. Rex gave him a funny look before turning to the others.
"I need you guys to…"