A/N: This is my first time ever posting on ff, along with my first ever AC fic. Not my first time in the writing world though so hopefully you guys will like this. Upadates probably won't be on any kind of schedule but I do plan on having more as ideas come up.

A/N 2: There is a story behind these little ficlets but I haven't really finished it yet... It all started with these scenes so I wanted to see what people thought before I put a lot of time onto the main fic. Let me know and I'll keep working on it.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these guys... If i did there would be some way to have all of them in the same timeline.

Are We There Yet?

The cabin had been compromised. That meant more moving and tight quarters in the truck. Lucy and Rebecca were up front in the cab, supposedly to give the boys "bonding time" but everyone knew the seats were more comfortable up there.

Desmond was reclined in the Animus with Shaun lounging against his chest, the truck's movement all but lulling them to sleep. Ezio was on the floor with his head tilted back against the truck wall with his legs stretched out in front of him and Leonardo's head pillowed on his thigh. Altair was asleep on Malik's shoulder.

"How long is this trip supposed to take?" Ezio asked. He didn't even bother opening his eyes.

Shaun shifted and pushed himself up on his elbows to glare at the Italian in the truck's low light. "Did you listen to anything Rebecca said before we left?"

"A little," Ezio answered, lowering his head to look at Shaun across the truck bed. "Not everything seemed all that interesting." The fingers of his left hand carded through Leonardo's hair as if he didn't even realize he was doing it.

"More like Leonardo's arse was more interesting ." Desmond smacked his lover on the arm. "Leave him alone, this ride's going to be long enough without you two snarking at each other."

Leonardo shifted into Ezio's touch and the Italian's attention was caught for a moment as he looked fondly at the other man. "You never did tell me how long this ride is going to take."

"Fourteen hours. Now would you kindly shut up so we can at least have the illusion of sleep?" Shaun and Ezio dusked their heads and fell quite. It still surprised Desmond how well Malik could handle the two hot heads. He was the only one that could one-up Shaun verbally and the only one other than Lucy that could shut Ezio up without withholding sex.

Desmond watched as the corner of Altair's mouth turned up, but the assassin gave no other sign that he was awake. Malik heaved a sigh and took a drink from his water bottle before settling back against the truck wall. Shaun reached over the side of he Animus and grabbed a travel bag of goldfish. All was quite.

Ezio couldn't help himself.

"Are we there yet?"

A goldfish hit him between the eyes.