A/N: I'm starting a new fanfic. Yup. 'Cause I just love the title. xD

"Dear Jonesy." Isn't that a good title? C'mon,you know it is.

Why must all my fanfics have such short beginnings?! D:

I dunno. Anyway, please R&R!

The letter never meant to get out. I mean, I just needed to write it down on something. It was never actually supposed to get to her though, I swear! But now she found it and read it and…Gah. It was such a dumb idea to begin with.

Um…I think I should explain.

My name's Wybie. Wybie Lovat. I know what you're thinking and let me answer that question for you. It's short for "Wybourne," or as Jonesy calls me: "Why-Were-You-Born."

My life used to be normal. Used to be. But when I met Jonesy, all that changed. And when I say changed, I mean changed as in getting-attacked-by-a-freaky-metal-hand-that-was-connected-to-a-spider-woman changed. It nearly threw me down the well!

I still have the scars on my hand to prove it. Right hand to be exact.

But now nothing in my life is normal. I get punched by a girl constantly, I have to deal with her weird ramblings about the "Other" world, and worst of all:

I have a crush on her.

Okay, I have to admit that I think love is just…Ew. I never thought about any girl like that before. But now...What can I say? I'm in love with Coraline Jones.

And that's not even the half of it.