I own nothing beyond the basic idea here, unfortunately.

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He realizes it gradually – he has finally found a hush-hush relationship that put his not-so hush-hush relationship to shame.

His own team's Agent with Agent, not a big deal, if one ignored rule twelve. Lead Agent with Lab Head? Well, maybe it was a bit more risqué.

Agent with Lab Head into D/S? He thought they'd stolen the 'weird Fed relationship' prize ages ago.

Nope, he'd been wrong.

Agent with Wife also with Consultant/Conman-whom-he-had-arrested-twice, who was also with Agent's Wife.

Yeah.

That took the cake, or the Caff-Pow, he thought, handing over the drink to his lady-love.

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So, lots of relationships mentioned. Gibbs/Abby, Tony/Ziva and Peter/Elizabeth/Neal. Yes, I imagine McGee with someone.

SPOILER FOR NCIS below! You have been warned!

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A hotter someone than even Palmer's girl.

Thanks for reading, and reviews welcome (flames will just be used for marshmallows).