Disclaimers: Rurouni Kenshin is not mine. Neither are furbies (SCARY).. eheh. o.Ox;;|
Author's note: This isn't one of those fics that I kept to myself. I wrote it and posted it. What else to say.. oh! A year ago I was obsessed with Tenchi Muyo! and I wrote a fic with the Tenchi cast dealing with furbies. I might decide to post it later. lol, My obsession with Tenchi ended when I was introduced to RK. ^^x;; Anyway, I found it recently while I was cleaning my room (sorta..) and I thought of the RK cast dealing with furbies. ^^x So.. here it is! (It's kinda stupid.. No, actually, it's very stupid.. I think..)
RK and Furbies
Sano: What the hell are those things?!
Furby #1: facing Kenshin> Me! Love! You!
Furby #1: Kiss! Me!
Furby #2: facing Sano> Me! Hungry! Ah.. ah.. ah.. leaves mouth open>
Sano: o.O Am I supposed to feed it?
Megumi: Of course. Baka.
Sano: How the hell am I supposed to feed that thing?!
Furby #2: Ah! Me scared! Ah!
Megumi: Put your finger in it.
Sano: What the f—? Feed my hand to it?!
Sano: ..tries it>
Furby #2: Yum! Again! Ah.. ah.. ah.. leaves mouth open>
Furby #3: facing Tsubame> Dooby dooby doo..
Tsubame: hides behind a plate, scared>
Yahiko: glares at Furby #3> You're scaring her!
Furby #3: Dance, boogie! Doo doo doo! Doo doo doo!
Yahiko: grabs wooden sword and bonks it over it over>
Tsubame: O.O Yahiko-kun!
Furby #3: flies in pieces as it's being beaten up>
Furby #4: facing Ayame and Suzume> Cockadoodledoo!
Ayame: WAI!! KAWAII!!
Furby #4: Loud! Sound!
Furby #5: facing Saitou> Me.. scared..
Furby #1: still begging Kenshin for a kiss> Kiss! Me!!
Furby #1: Ah! Me! Scared!
Kaoru: You better be! grabs wooden sword and bashes it into pieces>
Furby #1: a piece shoots out and hits Kenshin in the forehead>
Kenshin: @.@x Oro~!!
Kaoru: stops bashing it> Oh no! Kenshin!! Gomen!!
Kenshin: lies on the floor, swirly-eyed> Oro~..
Furby #2: Pet! Me!
Sano & Megumi: stop arguing and look at Furby #2>
Sano: realizes it's now facing Megumi>
Sano: punches Furby #2>
Furby #2: goes flying> WEEE!!
Megumi: looks amused> Sanosuke got jealous because it was asking me to pet it?
Sano: ..blushes slightly>.. clears throat> Why would I be jealous of that thing?!
Megumi: sly smile>
Furby #2: lands on Yahiko>
Everyone else: looks at Yahiko>
Sano: Oops. (still blushing>)
Yahiko: ..looks at Sano, catching his breath> WHY DID YOU THROW THIS AT ME?!
Kaoru: huff> These things are evil!
Saitou: ..looks at Furby #5>
Furby #5: Doo doo, DOO doo doo, doo doo, DOO doo doo, doo doo, DOO doo doo, doo DOOOO doo! ... Heheheh!
Saitou: picks it up and throws it into the air>
Furby #5: WEEE!!
Saitou: Aku soku zan. quickly draws his sword>
Furby #5: Heheheh! Fun! Agai— is now in two pieces>
Yahiko: sweating, puts wooden sword down, and wipes sweat from forehead> Whew.
Furby #2: lies there, in pieces, alongside with Furby #3, which is also in pieces>
Tsubame: hides behind plate>
Misao: sitting there; hasn't been talked to by a furby> I think they're kinda cute!
Yahiko: looks at her with disbelief>
Yahiko: sweatdrop> You've got to be kidding.
Furby #4: Heheheh!
Everyone (except Kenshin, who's still swirly-eyed): looks at Furby #4>
Ayame & Suzume: playing with it>
Kaoru: Ayame-chan, Suzume-chan! No!
Ayame & Suzume: look at Kaoru with big, innocent eyes> Why not?
Kaoru: They are bad things.
Ayame: Ohh.. bad!
Suzume: Bad! Bad!
Kaoru: Yes.. picks the thing up>
Misao: NO!! Don't kill it!!
Yahiko: You're crazy..
Kaoru: bashes it>
Misao: Poor thing..
Kenshin: wakes up> Orooo.. What happened?
Furby #4: a piece flies at Kenshin and hits him on the head
Everyone: looks at Kenshin> LOOK OUT!!
Kenshin: O.Ox;;;;; Oro~!!! falls over> @.@x