I do not own Alice in Wonderland! Lewis Carroll owns it. Tim Burton owns the 2010 movie.

k so lyk i wuz lieing abt teh hole alice maryeeng tarrant theeng dis is how it rly went k

"lalala i luv skipeeng thru teh forist w/mi basket of kupkayks lol" alice sung. wen shee wuz seengeeng an skipeeng along stayne kreepd up nex 2 her and shee hid her kupkayk basket away frum him. "wahts taht u got ther lol" he askd. "uhh nutheeng lol" alice sed nervuslee.

"lemee c lol" stayne sed. "omgoodnes no tehyr 4 mee and tarrant lol" alice sed anoyd. sudenlee she was kornrd agenst a tre. "i lyk u alice lol" stayne sed. "i lyk women taht kan mayk kupkakes lol" he added. "omgoodness lyk get awy frum mee u r not geteeng n e of mi kupkayks ROFL!" shee skreemd an ran awy. "..lol" stayne sed, kunfusd.

"omg tarrant u wont belive waht jus hapnd 2 mee lol" alice sed skard. "omg waht lol" tarrant askd. "stayne kornrd mee jus 4 my kupkayks lol" shee ansrd. "omg taht iz so funee ROFL" tarrant sed. "omg shut up it is not!1" alice yelld and hit him akross teh hed. "..ow lol" he sed wile rubeeng hiz hed.

"ther u r alice lol" stayne sed. "im guna kidnap u and mayk u mary mee so u can mayk kupkayks 4 me 4 al eetrnitee lol i dont kare abt persunalitee or how much we luv eechuther i jus kare abt teh kupkayks..and largeness lol so lyk could u mayk teh kupkayks lrge 4 mee? i wud appreeesheeayt it soooooooo much lol" stayne askd.

"shut up stayne im not gunna mary u espeshullee just 4 kupkayks lol" alice sed. "yes u wil hay tarrant im gunna tayk alice awy is taht ok? lol just wundereeng" "shur go ahed lol" tarrant ansrd. "by by alice lol" he sed as he wayved gudbye. "by by tarrant lol..wayt..y r wee leeveeng agen? lol" shee askd. "bcuz i luv u an i wunt u 2 mary mee lol" stayne answrd.

"o yea rite..i luv u 2 lol" alice sed. wen tehy got maryed al stayne wunted wuz 4 her 2 mayk kupkayks lol he didnt luv her at al hee jus sed taht 2 mayk her wunt 2 cum w/him so tehy could get maryed jus tot i wud kleer taht up 4 n e 1 hoo iz kunfussed lol.