Dictionary Drabbles

Basically I close my eyes, open a dictionary and point to some thing at random. All story's will be completely pointless, will revolve around House and Wilson, and have a high probability of being crack and/or slash.

Disclaimer: Do I look like a rich executive type guy? Nope, didn't think so.


"House will you please get that thing out of my face." said Wilson with anguish plainly evident in his voice.

"What, this?" said house thickly through mouthful of said thing.

"Yes, that."

"What's wrong with it?"

"Asides from it being in my face you mean." Wilson struggled to keep his resolve. "House!"


"Cut it out, damn it."

House did no such thing, and continued to eat the most gargantuan bacon sandwich dripping with ketchup and butter, inches from Wilson's face.

Wilson sighed exasperatedly and pinched the bridge of his nose. His stomach growled mournfully.

Sensing his advantage house took the opportunity to get even closer, till they were almost nose to nose. All the while making exaggerated noises of pleasure.

"Admit it."

"Vegetarianism is a perfectly valid lifestyle choice."

"Yeah and hot veggie cancer patient has nothing to do with it." Insert smug look here.

"It has many health benefits." Rationalization man to the rescue, zoom.

"Translation: she has really big tits."

So what do we think? Good, bad, rubbish?