Bo-BoBoBo BoBoBo-Bo

The Nintendo Block

Don't own anyone or anything

Episode 1:

Now You see me, Now You Can't!!

Bo-BoBo and friends finally beat the Horror Block Leader Jigsaw in a game of Chess!!

Beauty (angry, freaking out): JIGSAW DIDN'T PLAY CHESS!! HE TRIED TO ^%!$%& KILL US!!

Bo-BoBo: SUPER SNOT 4 YOU; RUSSIAN CYCLONE OF PIGS!!!

Beauty (freaking out): WHERE DID ALL THIS BACON COME FROM!?!?!

Don Patch: Party! Party! Party!!

Grilled cheese sandwiches fall on Don Patch

Don Patch (Angry, punches Jelly Jiggler): I HATE GRILLED CHEESE!!!

Beauty (angry): CAN WE JUST GET TO THE *&%!$ PLOT ALREADY?!?!?

Anyway, the Bo-BoBo group has made it to the Nintendo Block! Known for Super Mushrooms, Coins and Goombas Galore!

Gasser: This is the Nintendo Block?

Suzu: The Block Leader is supposedly King Bowser Koopa and his seven Koopalings.

Bo-BoBo: Something like this?

Shows them a poorly drawn version of the TMNT

Beauty (freaking out): YOU CALL THAT KOOPAS!? THOSE ARE THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!

Bo-BoBo: (sobs)

And now the Bo-BoBo Theater presents the Tales of the Plumber Starring Bo-BoBo. Chapter 1: Pasta that Lost it's Touch.

Beauty (Complaining angrily): THAT'S A LOT OF KANJI FOR JUST A SMALL TITLE!!!!

-Brooklyn-

Doorbell rings

Jelly Jiggler (dressed in drag) answers the door

Jelly Jiggler: Good! The plumbers have just arrived!

Bo-BoBo (dressed as Mario): We are the Plumbers, we've come to fix the sink.

Audience laugh track

Beauty (angry): WHAT'S WITH THE LAUGH TRACK!!?!?

Don Patch (dressed as Luigi): You clog 'em; we fix 'em!

Beauty (Angry): WHAT'S WITH THE MARIO BROS. SUPER SHOW REFRENCES!?!?!

Jelly Jiggler: Why Don't you boys have a bite to eat before you get to work?

Don Patch: Yes, ma'am!!

Laugh track

Beauty (freaking out): THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!

Bowls of pasta are on the table. Bo-BoBo gives Jelly Jiggler an angry look

Bo-BoBo: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR NO PASTA 4 YOU!!!!!

Hits Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch as blood comes out of their mouths

Audience applauses as the Bo-BoBo Theatre closes

Suzu (pissed off): STOP &^!?*& AROUND, BO-BOBO!!!

*: WA HA HA HA!!

Gasser: Who was that?

*: I'ma Wario! I'ma gonna win!

*: Waluigi!!

Wario: We're the Wario Bros. and we're out to stop you and save the world--

(pan to a scene with the world with dollar bills gems and coins)Wario: --OF ALL IT'S MONEY!!!!

Beauty (freaking out): SINCE WHEN CAN YOU BREATHE IN SPACE?!?!?!?!

Don Patch: You can't save the world of all it's money--

Don Patch (punches Waluigi in the crotch): --BECAUSE THAT'S THE JOB OF THE PENGUIN!!!

Beauty (freaking out): WHAT IS THIS!?!?!? ECW ALL OVER AGAIN!?!

Mick Foley comes out of Bo-BoBo's afro

Foley (to Bo-BoBo): Need a barbed wire bat?

Bo-BoBo: I could use one of those…

Bo-BoBo grabs the barbed wire bat and glares at a Goomba

Bo-BoBo: SUPER SNOT 4 YOU; BARBED WIRE BBQ!!!

Barbed wires randomly attack everyone but Beauty as blood comes out of their mouths, Gasser farts and grilled steaks come out of nowhere

Beauty (Freaking out, Angry): ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE EVERYONE TETNUS!?!?

Wario: Wanna play rough, eh?

Wario: SUPER FIST OF THE GARLIC, SALIOR ARM RUSH!!

Hits Bo-BoBo, Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler. Blood comes out of their mouths, purple blood comes out of Jiggler's mouth

Don Patch: What can a matchstick weenie like you do?!

Waluigi: SUPER FIST OF THE TENNIS, BOB-BOMBS AWAY!!!

Everyone is hit, even Beauty and blood comes out of their mouths

Bo-BoBo: Try this out for size! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR, PARKING LOT FULL OF BUGGY STATIONS!!!

Wario and Waluigi are surrounded by buggy stations and no where to park their pimp mobile

Beauty (angry): WHAT WAS THE POINT IN THAT!!?

Bo-BoBo: Beware of falling mini-vans!!

A white mini-van full of fake cash falls on Wario and a green mini-van falls full of bacon falls on Waluigi

Beauty: FULLY LOADED MINI-VANS!!!!

Jelly Jiggler: Now for this, SUPER FIST OF THE WOBBLEWOBBLE, NU-MANIA COMES TO PITTSBURGH!!

Hulk Hogan comes out of no where and Super Kick's Jelly Jiggler in the face

Jelly Jiggler (pained): Why me?

Hogan: WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA COMES BACK FOR YOU, BROTHER!!?!

Jelly Jiggler (angry): I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS HOGAN!!!

Beauty: … … …

Bo-BoBo: SUCKER PUNCH!!!

Hits Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch

Wario: NO MORE OF THIS CRAP!SUPER FIST OF THE GARLIC, WARIO WAFT!!!

Wario farts and shoots himself up like a missile and stinks everyone else

Beauty (angry, grossed out): THAT'S DISGUSTING!! EVER HEARD OF AN ANACID!?!?

Bo-BoBo (wearing a gas mask): Apparently not…

Beauty (freaking out): WHERE DID YOU GET THE GAS MASK!?

Bo-BoBo gets in his signature position

Bo-BoBo: SUPER SNOT 4 YOU!!

Bo-BoBo:ANACID REFLUX!!!!!

His Nose Hair beat up Wario and Waluigi and antacid pills fly everywhere while Happy Happy Joy Joy plays in the background

Beauty (Freaking out): YOU GOT WRONG CARTOON!! THIS ISN'T REN & STIMPY!!!

Suzu: Way to go Bo-BoBo!

Bo-BoBo: Now to take this conveniently placed pipe to where ever it goes!

Don Patch: To-- Be-- Continued!!!

Beauty (sighs): Finally…