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The Nintendo Block

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Episode 3:

Bananas Don't Grow on Trees, Money Does!

And now the Bo-BoBo Theatre proudly presents

King Donkey Kong starring Bo! Tonight's feature presentation, The Bigger They are; the Harder They Hit!

Beauty (freaking out): THAT'S FROM THE THREE STOOGES!!

Don Patch (dressed in drag): SAVE ME FROM THIS 400 POUND GORILLA! HE SMELLS LIKE CRAP AND HASN'T BATHED IN DAYS!!

Bo-BoBo: I'm coming, Baby!!

Jelly Jiggler: Eat soap, vile fiend!

Shoots toilet plungers out of the machine gun hatch!

Beauty (freaking out): THOSE ARE PLUNGERS!!

Donkey Kong: You'll never bathe me alive!!

Climbs to the top of the tower

Don Patch: HELP!!

Bo-BoBo: Now for a sucker punch!

Donkey Kong punches the plane down, blood comes out of Bo-BoBo's mouth, the same thing happens to Jelly Jiggler.

Bo-BoBo: Help me, Sting!

"The Icon" Sting comes out of Bo-BoBo's afro and whacks DK off the building

Beauty (freaking out): THAT'S STING?!! HE LOOKS YOUNGER IN PERSON!!

Sting:

Before Sting leaves, he gives Jelly Jiggler an angry look

The plungers transform into soap bars with the character nu on it

Blood comes out of Jelly Jiggler's mouth when he hits the ground

Jelly Jiggler: What did I do?

Sting: Because you have NO RESPECT for Nintendo icons!

Jelly Jiggler (Angry): I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS STING!!!!

Sting: You want me sometime, come look for me!

Crowd cheers as the Bo-BoBo Theatre's doors close

Bo-BoBo: What do you need help with, Donkey Kong?

Donkey Kong: The bastards got Cranky.

Bo-BoBo: Cranky? What are pissed off about?

Donkey Kong: Cranky Kong, the village elder. Those damn Bald Empire bastards scalped him.

Don Patch: NOOOOOO!!

Gasser: What's with you?

Don Patch: He's a naked monkey! Oh the humanity!

Bo-BoBo: Get a hold of yourself!

Punches Beauty blood comes out of her mouth

Beauty (angry): YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SLAP DON PATCH!!!

Bo-BoBo: What the hell do you know!?

Gasser: Donkey Kong, did they get anyone else?

Donkey Kong: They got my little buddy, Diddy Kong.

Bo-BoBo: (Sobs) That poor little monkey…!

Sting: Get a hold of yourself!!

Hits Bo-BoBo with the bat blood comes out of his mouth

Sting (angry): YOU CALL YOURSELF "THE BO-TECTER" OF HAIR EVERYWHERE!? YOU LOOK LIKE A SORRY BUNCH OF IDIOTS WHO COULDN'T FIND THEIR WAY TO THE RING, LET ALONE WIN A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!

Sting: That's not why I'm back here. I'm back here to teach the Bald Empire a thing or two about RESPECT!! The respect for hair everywhere!

Crowds cheers even more

*: O how the mighty have fallen.

King

King : Sting, I haven't forgotten about you! Lethal Leapers; ATTACK!!!

L. Leaper 1: Fight the power!

L. Leaper 2: Power to the gators!

Sting:

Crowd cheers

Sting gets out the bat and beats Jelly Jiggler, Don Patch and Bo-BoBo

Misses one of them but hits the other one blood comes out of it's mouth

Donkey Kong:

Hits one of the Leapers it flies into and blood comes out their mouths

Bo-BoBo:

Hits everyone except Sting and Beauty as eggplants fall from the sky

Beauty (Freaking out): THOSE ARE RADISHES!!

Sting: What the $*&# was that?

Bo-BoBo: (sobs)

Sting: Stop acting like a %*$%#& idiot and fight this gator!

King : You and me Sting, one on one.

Sting: Alright, just you and me!

Bo-BoBo: I'll fight with ya.

Sting:

Hits Bo-BoBo with the bat blood comes out of his mouth

And now the Bo-BoBo Theatre--

Sting: Cut that $#^ out! We not here watch these guys be stupid!

Talk to producers, they're in charge!

Monkey- Producer

Monkey: (chattering angrily, then farts)

Who put that monkey in charge? whoever you are YOU'RE FIRED!

Triple H- Producer

Shawn Michaels-Producer

Shawn (angry): OH COME ON!!

Triple H: It was just a joke!

I don't care; you're fired. Go back to WWE!

Sting: While they were goofing off, has already been beaten.

King is shown beaten, bloodied and bruised.

Sting goes back inside Bo-BoBo's afro

Jelly Jiggler: Is it safe to come out?

"The Monster" Abyss is standing right behind Jiggler and he's pissed

Abyss:

Blood comes out of Jelly Jiggler's mouth

Beauty (freaking out): WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!?!?

Abyss (panting angrily): YOU'VE JUST PISSED OFF A 6'8" MONSTER LAST EPISODE!! THAT WAS FOR THE COMMENT ABOUT ME BEING STUPID!!!

Jelly Jiggler (angry): YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS ABYSS!!!

To be continued…

SUPER FIST OF THE MONSTER; BLACKHOLE SLAM!!

I'M NOT DEALING WITH YOU!!!!

SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR; 10 THOUSANDS TOMATOES FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!

SUPER FIST OF THE GORILLA; BANANA SLAMMA!!

SUPER FIST OF THE SCORPION; BASEBALL BAT HIT & RUN!!

SUPER FIST OF THE SCORPION; SCORPION DEATHDROP!!!