JAGR: J___ and G____ Romance

It can be a crossover, or within one fandom. It can be serious, but it's better if it's a humorous crack pairing. (However, it can be written seriously, just to be absurd, like the example I'll write!) Slash or femslash is allowable, but non-slash is preferred. The rating must be T or less. Open to all categories, but the preferred ones are:

Twilight

Mortal Instruments

Invader ZIM

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

And crossovers of the above. You're allowed to pair fictional characters with real people, such as celebrities. For example: Joe (I made him up. Let's pretend he's from a fandom.) and Gaga Romance. (If you don't know who Gaga is- scratch that, if "Bad Romance" isn't playing in your head right now due to the words "Gaga" and "Romance", then something's wrong.)

Further Rules and Restrictions:

While writing the story, your computer must not be on fire.

All stories must be submitted on a day that ends in "y".

Spontaneous combustions and explosions in the story are, if not mandatory, awesome.

Have fun!