This is just me and my friend having a little fun. Oh, and don't ask… ;)
Bella Cullen just signed in.
Bella Cullen: been feeling ill and throwing up all morning, gosh hate being sick!
Emmett Cullen just signed in.
Emmett Cullen: preggers?! :D
Bella Cullen: no…?
Emmett Cullen: oh that's right… to get pregnant you have to have sex and since Edward's a freakin 109-year-old-virgin who refuses to do it with his wife you guys haven't…
Edward Cullen just signed in.
Edward Cullen: what the hell, Emmett?!
Bella Cullen: I hate you, Em!
Edward Cullen: who doesn't…
Emmett Cullen: hey! what's up with the harassing?! *crying*
Rosalie Hale just signed in.
Rosalie Hale: guys, please! trying to get my make-up done over here.
Emmett Culle: Rose, you're vampire. you're beautiful as you are, you don't need make-up, babe.
Rosalie Hale: gosh, that would have been so romantic if you only had written "you're you" instead of "you're a vampire"…
Edward Cullen: what makes you think we didn't do it on our honeymoon, Em?
Rosalie Hale: did what?
Edward Cullen: not talking to you, Rose.
Rosalie Hale: argh! am I the only one who doesn't get to know?! so unfair!
Emmett Cullen: really, you did it? :D
Bella Cullen: none of your business, Em…
Rosalie Hale: what's none of his business??
Bella Cullen: none of your business either, Rose…
Emmett Cullen: they had sex on their honeymoon! :D way to go, bro! ;)
Emmett Cullen: or should I say 'way to go, sis', she probably talked you into it…
Rosalie Hale: well that is just disgusting… I'm not gonna sit here talk about my siblings sex lives… ugh.
Emmett Cullen: well, I am! how was it, Eddy? :P
Rosalie Hale: *sighs* bye.
Bella Cullen: I'm outta her too…
Emmett Cullen: no wait!
Bella Cullen: what?
Emmett Cullen: so you're preggers?! :P
Edward Cullen: no, Em, she's not. cuz I'm a fucking vampire… can't reproduce, remember?
Carlisle Cullen just signed in.
Carlisle Cullen: you had protection, right, Edward?
Bella Cullen: OK, so now I'm really outta here…
Edward Cullen: me too…
Edward Cullen: wait, why'd you wonder if we had protection, Carlisle? *confused*
Carlisle Cullen: well, we don't know for sure that vampires can't have children with humans. no one's really been testing… except maybe you kids.
Edward Cullen: WHAT?!
Bella Cullen: couldn't have said that a little earlier?
Carlisle Cullen: thought you knew…
Edward Cullen: *going in to chock*
Carlisle Cullen: relax, I'll exam Bella to see if she is or not. and then we'll se what we do.
Bella Cullen: could everybody please just stop talking about this? just cuz we did doesn't mean I am.
Emmett Cullen: bet you are :P
Bella Cullen: shut up, Em!
Emmett Cullen: you shut up! :O
Esme Cullen just signed in
Esme Cullen: Emmett! Be nice to your sister.
Emmett Cullen: she started it!
Bella Cullen: did not!
Emmett Cullen: did too!
Bella Cullen: hate you!
Emmett Cullen: hate you more!
Edward Cullen: if you ever say stuff like that to Bella again I'll kill you, Emmett!!
Bella Cullen: thank you, Edward. love you.
Edward Cullen: love you more.
Emmett Cullen: hey, what about me??
Bella Cullen: uhm, nobody likes you, Em… let alone loves you
Emmett Cullen: that is so not true!!
Edward Cullen: …
Rosalie Cullen: …
Esme Cullen: …
Carlisle Cullen: …
Jasper Hale just signed in.
Jasper Hale: …
Bella Cullen: hmm, what was that again, Emmett?
Emmett Cullen: why doesn't anybody like me? :O
Bella Cullen: oh, geez… wonder why…??
Alice Cullen just signed in.
Alice Cullen: hey, what's up, family?? :)
Emmett Cullen: oh, now you've gone to far you little awkward human being!! *growling at Bella*
Bella Cullen: you big annoying hated bloodsucker! *growling back*
Alice Cullen: geez, take it easy…
Jasper Hale: are they bothering you, Ali-babe?
Alice Cullen: actually they kinda are, I was in such a good mood and now…
Jasper Hale: *sending out happy emotions*
Alice Cullen: thanks, sweetie.
Emmett Cullen: Alibaba? *laughing my ass off*
Alice Cullen: no, Em, not Alibaba. Ali-babe and Jazzy-babe :)
Emmett Cullen: *still laughing my ass off*
Jasper Hale: and you wondered why nobody likes you…
just so you know, me and my friend both love Emmett! this was just for fun. :)