Warning: BREAKING DAWN – SPOILERS!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters (unfortunately) – Stephenie Meyer does.
So, I decided to continue this Cullens-on-Facebook-thing. But this time it's a parody of Breaking Dawn. But what if Rosalie was the human and not Bella? What if Emmett was the vampire married to the human girl and not Edward?
This is practically the Facebook-version of the "unexpected"- chapter in BD (ya'll know what that was about, right?) but in Rosemmett-style.
Rosalie Hale just signed in.
Rosalie Hale: damn rancid chicken!
Emmett Cullen just signed in.
Emmett Cullen: did you throw up again, babe?
Rosalie Hale: uh huh… Em, how many days has it been since the wedding?
Emmett Cullen: uhm, 1, 2, 3… no wait, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5…ah, what the hell, let me go get a calculator…
Rosalie Hale:*sighing*never mind, I'll count myself…
Emmett Cullen: uhm, Rose…why the hell are you holding up a box of tampons?
Rosalie Hale:oh, gee, I don't know, trying to tell you something, maybe?!
Emmett Cullen: what? that you have PMS? oh, that's why you're so grumpy…
Rosalie Hale: what?! I'm not grumpy! and no, I'm trying to tell you that my period is 3 months late!
Emmett Cullen: yuk… so?
Rosalie Hale: so? haven't you noticed my current eating and sleeping habits? and the fact that I throw up like 24/7?!
Emmett Cullen: babe, where are you going with this?
Rosalie Hale: I don't think this is food poisoning, Emmett…
Emmett Cullen: then what is it?
Rosalie Hale: you are so dumb, you know that?!
Emmett Cullen: definitely PMS…
Rosalie Hale: *lifting up shirt and showing off a huge balloon-belly* got it now?!
Emmett Cullen: gee, maybe you should slow it down with the fast-food, babe.
Rosalie Hale: O-M-G!!! what the hell is wrong with you?!
Emmett Cullen: *sighing* what did I do now…?
Rosalie Hale: you are so stupid! don't you get it?! I obviously have some kind of dangerous, rare disease!
We literally rolled on the floor laughing our ass off while writing this, so hope you liked it! And this is not to ridicule Rosalie and Emmett, we know they're not stupid and we love them both! Mostly Emmett though, he's haawt! :D
Thank you for reading! (: Now, please please please review! *making puppy-eyes*