Michelangelo was your average everyday teenage mutant ninja turtle. He lived in the sewers of New York city with his three other brothers, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello, and their mutant rat father/sensei, Splinter.

Michelangelo was a happy turtle, content with his video games, comics, and TV shows. And saving the world every now and then. But the one thing he loved most of all was his skateboard. And that was why Mikey was out looking for it.

"Oh skateboard! Here skateboard!"


Mikey fell down and placed a hand on his head and glared up at the pipe he had banged his head on. He let out a low, angry, growl, and closed his eyes slipping off into blessed unconsciousness.

After a while, he slowly opened his eyes and looked around. A sudden movement to his left caught his attention. "Usagi, dude?" he asked approaching the white rabbit holding a pocket watch in its paw.

"Oh me, oh my! I'm late!" With that the rabbit dashed off, down a tunnel and disappeared out of sight. Mikey pondered on what to do, follow Usagi, or find his skateboard.

"Well. Usagi did have a pocket watch and it must be getting dark. So I shall go and ask him for the time." Mikey reasoned with himself, heading down the tunnel. Now, Mikey did not even notice that what he had just said was oddly out of character, and he continued down the tunnel, in search for Usagi, and the time.

Mikey ran as fast as he could so he could find Usagi and the time soon. But he forgot to watch where he was going and plunged down a deep black hole.

"Duuuuddddddeeeee!" he yelled as he plummeted to his untimely demise. He blinked. Either this was a very deep tunnel, or he was falling very slowly. So slowly in fact that he could notice his surroundings. Millions of clocks where on the wall of the hole, and each one showed a different time. Somewhere big, somewhere small. Somewhere fast, and others slow.

But they all made the same tick-tock sound. It was like a harmony of many voices, and as he listened carefully he began to hear words.

Tick-tock, tick-tock

Down the hole, Alice went,

A turtle has fallen,

A turtle has fallen.

Where he goes no one knows,

But the ruler of Wonderland

Tick-tock, tick-tock

To the land of Wonderland.

Tick-tock, tick-tock

Tick-a-tock-a, tick-a-tock-a

Down he spirals slowly,

Tick-a-tock-a, tick-a-tock-a

Down he spirals slowly.


Poor little Alice,


It's oh so tragic

Poor little Mikey,

It's highly unlikely,

For him to escape,

The land of Wonderland

Mikey noticed that the clocks had started to disappear. Now in their places, where selves. Some held pictures. Others held books. The green ones held bottles full of different items.

Mikey reached out and took a jar from a shelf and opened it. Inside was strawberry jam. Mikey was feeling a tad bit puckish and ate some of the jam.

Once the jam was gone, all the shelves had disappeared. Only bare walls. These walls were smooth, not rugged like the upper ones, and were painted white. The tunnel also seemed to be growing bigger.

Mikey looked down and saw a white tiled floor approaching. He floated until he was about three feet away from the ground and was suddenly dropped with a thump!

"Ow, dude, not nice," he moaned, sitting up and rubbing his rump. He stood up and stretched, reaching for the sky. A couple of cracks came from somewhere inside his shell. But since no one knows where they came from, they are not important.

Mikey looked around, the room was blank and only had a table in the middle and a curtain to the left. Mikey walked over to the table and saw a key and a small bottle with the words "drink me" on it. Since Mikey has never listened to all those times when Leo lectured him on not drinking things that said, "drink me" Mikey picked the bottle up and popped off the cap and took a sip.

Mikey crinkled his nose. It tasted like that beer Raph drank, when Leo wasn't around and Master Splinter was in his room meditating.

Mikey placed the bottle on the table and felt funny. He looked at the table and felt his eyes pop. The table was growing! And so was the rest of the room! Mikey fell down and landed on his rump.

"Ow! Again!"

Mikey looked up at the gigantic table. He shrugged and turned towards the curtain and walked towards it. Since Mikey never paid attention to Leo's "Never open curtains in a strange rooms" lectures, he opened the curtain. Then he quickly placed it back. His eyes grew wide and he gulped. He peeked again and brought his head back to look at the table.

Taking a deep breath, Mikey pulled the curtain openly completely.

"Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back

Little in tha middle but she got much back

Little in tha middle but she got much back

Little in tha middle but she got much back"

Mikey stared at Leo with wide eyes. Leo looked at his brother. "Dear me Mikey. You need the key to get past." And with that, Leo shut the curtain and disappeared.

Mikey blinked and looked at the tall table. "This is gunna be fun." He smiled evily and pulled out a flamethrower….


A/n: And this is the first in the series of some classic stories and the turtles thrown into the mix. I hoped you enjoyed and do review. Just to clear things up, I own nothing, only the first song when Mikey's falling. Please review.