Author's Note: Got three or so pairings left that I could think of. XD Wanted to get 'em all done on April Fool's day, but alas!



"I'm pregnant, Vic." Black Mask delivered a very pointed glare. "And yeah, it's definitely your fault."

"But…" Zsasz found himself at a loss for words. "But you can't DO that!"

"Well then how about you try explaining where you figured it out, hm? 'Cause I'm knocked up. You bastard."