SasoDei – Sekkus Skato – Chapter 16

Sometime, Do You Think We Could Fall In Love?

Gaara smirked as he saw Sasori.

"Well, peace be with you, sir, here comes my man."

Deidara smirked as well.

"But I'll be hang'd, sir, if he wear you livery. Marry, go before to field, he'll be your follower; your worship in that sense may call him man, un."

Gaara smirked wider at Sasori.

"Romeo, the love I bear thee can afford no better term than this; thou art a villain!"

Sasori stepped back, out of the swords reach in case Gaara decided to draw it.

"Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee doth much excuse the appertaining rage to such a greeting. Villain am I none, therefore farewell, I see thou knowest me not.

"Boy, this shall not excuse the injuries that thou hast done me, therefore turn and draw."

"I do protest I never injured thee, but love thee better than thou canst devise, till thou shalt know the reason of my love; and so, good Capulet, which name I tender as dearly as mine own, be satisfied."

Deidara frowned and stepped closer to Gaara.

"Oh calm, dishonourable, vile submission! 'Alla Stoccata' carries it away, un." Deidara drew his sword from his belt. "Tybalt, you rat catcher, will you walk?"

Gaara smirked.

"What wouldst thou have with me?"

Deidara spat between them and smirked once more.

"Good King of Cats, nothing, un, but one of your nine lives that I mean to make bold withal, and as you shall use me here after, dry-beat the rest of the eight. Will thou pluck your sword out of his Pilcher by the ears? Make haste, lest mine be about you ears ere it be out, un."

Gaara glared at Deidara.

"I am for you." Gaara drew his sharp sword as Deidara had done. Sasori's eyes widened.

"Gentle Mercutio, put thy rapier up."

Deidara rolled his eyes.

"Come, sir, your 'Passado'!"

Deidara and Gaara's swords clashed as they took to fighting. Sasori stared, helpless as they tried to kill each other.

"Draw, Benvolio, beat down their weapons." Woolfy didn't make a move. "Gentlemen, for shame forbear this outrage! Tybalt, Mercutio, the prince expressly hath forbid this bandying in Verona streets!" Sasori did the most stupid thing he had done in his entire life. He stepped between them. "Hold, Tybalt! Good Mercutio!"

Gaara's sword went under his arm and thrusted into Deidara's stomach. Gaara quickly let go of his sword and disappeared off stage with his followers.

Fake (convincing) blood ran from Deidara's wound. He pulled out the sword and dropped it onto the floor.

"I am hurt…A plague a' both houses! I am sped…Is he gone and hath nothing?"

Woolfy bit her lip. "What, art thou hurt?"

Deidara waved a hand faintly.

"Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch, marry, un, 'tis enough. Where is my page? Go villain, fetch a surgeon!"

Deidara collapsed onto the floor. Sasori hurried to his side. The blonde managed to sit up and smirked at Sasori. Sasori gave a sorry smile.

"Courage, man, the hurt cannot be much."

"No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church door, but 'tis enough, un, 'twill serve. Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man. I am peppered, I warrant, for this world. A plague a' both your houses! 'Zounds, a dog, a rat, a mouse, a cat, to scratch a man to death, un! A Braggart a rogue, a villain, that fights by the book of arithmetic. Why the dev'l came you between us? I was hurt under your arm."

Sasori gave a sad expression and shook his head grimly.

"I thought all for the best."

"Help me into some house, Benvolio, or I shall faint. A plague a' both your houses! They have made worms' meat of me. I have it, and soundly too. Your houses!"

Woolfy ran off stage.

Deidara coughed up fake blood, leaning forward to lean on Sasori's shoulder.

"Why did'st thou chose thy slut Juliet over me?"

There was a murmur of confusion from the audience at the weird twist.

Sasori ran his hand threw Deidara's blonde hair.

"Does thou wish I had chosen otherwise?"

"I would'st with all my love."

"Then otherwise art chosen."

To the audiences shock, he pressed his lips to Deidara's. There were gasps and a few cheers.

Deidara pulled away from the kiss and stood up.

"MY TRUE LOVES KISS HATH SAVED ME FROM BECOMING THAT WHICH IS FEASTED UPON! COME, DEAREST ROMEO!" He pulled Sasori up and kissed him once more. He pulled apart from the kiss and smirked.

Sasori smirked back.

"Let us be off then, Good Mercutio, my Love. I shall leave the slut, for my heart does belongith to yee."

"I thought Yee was Medieval, not Elizabethan, un…"

Sasori shrugged.

"Let us be off then!"

They looked at the audience and bowed down low. One person stood up and cheered, clapping loudly. Others soon joined in until nearly everyone was cheering.

"DON'T CHEER FOR THEM! MY DEI-CHAN CANT BE GAY!" Deidara's mother growled.

"Come on mum, cheer up!"

She looked at Ino.

"Yeah mum, he is in love!"

She looked at her other daughter, Kurotsuchi. She then looked back at the stage where Sasori and Deidara were still bowing. For some reason the audience was throwing Roses at them (which was weird since they actually hadn't had roses before).

She stood up and joined in the ovation.

Sasori and Deidara ran off stage as Sakura stormed on stage, followed by Konan.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! IT IS CALLED ROMEO AND JULIET, NOT ROMEO AND MERCUTIO!" Someone from the audience threw a rock at her.

She screamed as they all started to boo, call her a slut and continued to randomly throw rocks at her. She ran off stage.

Konan cheered and ran front stage.

"THE WICKED BITCH IS NO LONGER HERE! LET YAOI LIVE!"

The crowd began to chant 'Yaoi' over and over.

Karis joined Konan on stage, grabbing the main Microphone.

"IT IS TIME FOR SOME MUSIC!"

The song 'Sometime, Do you think we could fall in Love?' (from Zanna Don't! Horray Yaoi! ), the karaoke for it anyway, began to play.

Sasori and Deidara walked back on stage, now in modern clothes.

They each had a Microphone and the crowd died down, awaiting the singing.

Deidara smirked.

"Tank, what are you doing?"

Sasori smirked back.

"I thought I'd spend my life alone, because my feelings felt so wrong, but now I've got the strength to be myself, since I heard you sing your song. I'm a sort of charming, some what handsome, not so princely guy, who wants desperately to be with you, if you'd only let me try. So tell me! Sometime do you think, we could fall in love? How bout this Sunday? Or is tomorrow soon enough? How bout to night then? Although I tell you I don't see how, I'm not gonna last that long if we don't fall in love right now."

"There you were, always right in front of me, so close to my heart, un, I simply couldn't see. There I was making all sorts of mistakes…"

"Hey! That's okay, sometimes that just what it takes."

"We've always played our songs for everyone else, un, in there own key."

"But maybe now we will get to play one, just for you and me?"

They started singing in sync.

"So tell me! Sometime do you think, we could fall in love? How bout this Sunday? Or is tomorrow soon enough? How bout to night then? Although I tell you I don't see how, I'm not gonna last that long unless we fall in love right now…I'm gonna last that long…Cause I'm falling in love…Right now~"

They both dropped their mics and locked lips once more.

The crowd stood up and cheered even louder than before.

-x-

Backstage Rock Lee walked up to Sakura.

"MY YOUTHFULNESS AND I STILL LOVE YOU SAKURA!"

Sakura randomly glomped Rock Lee.

-x-

Woolfy was rudely awoken the next day. She looked up at Deidara and Sasori, quirking an eyebrow.

"What is it? I'm sleeping~"

"We've decided that we're leaving, un."

"I know, I wrote it."

Deidara face palmed.

Sasori rolled his eyes, adjusting his sexy glasses.

"Well we have to tell the readers."

Woolfy and Sasori looked at Deidara, waiting for him to complain about the fourth wall breaking.

He shrugged.

"I just really don't care any more, un."

"Steve would be happy."

"Indeed."

Deidara glared at both of them.

"Anyway, we're leaving, we though that you should know, un."

"Both going to ride off into the Sunset, aye?"

Sasori and Deidara both looked at each other.

"Not really, Sunset is ages away."

Woolfy nodded.

"See ya, Bro. See ya Saso. I'd wish you the best of luck, but I don't need to since I control the entire story."

Deidara rolled his eyes.

"Such a Mary-"

Sasori clamped his hand down over Deidara's mouth.

"Such a Merry person is what he meant to say…"

Woolfy blinked and giggled.

"He better, or else."

Deidara nodded and Sasori unblocked his mouth.

"I guess this is good bye."

"Keep in touch."

Deidara shrugged.

"Maybe."

"Ahem…" Woolfy tapped her pencil to a blank piece of paper.

"I mean…Of course, un!"

"Good."

She placed the pencil back down and leaned on the table.

"Now, I'm going to sleep. Nighty Night."

"…It's 10 in the morning…" She was already asleep.

Sasori and Deidara looked at each other and shrugged, exiting the room.

-x-

The two exited the school, walking over to Sasori's car.

"I never knew you had a car, un."

Sasori shrugged.

"Neither did I, Brat. Neither did I."

They hopped into the blue car.

"So, where should we go, un?"

"Firstly we got to meet the rest of the Akatsuki. Then we will all probably do something like, take over the world, or create a million dollar company which we will call…McDonalds."

"McDonalds? I don't think it will ever catch on."

Sasori shrugged and started the car.

"Take over the world it is."

He leaned over and kissed Deidara on the lips.

After he pulled away, Deidara smirked.

"Pervert, un."

"I'm not a Pervert."

"You're right, un. You're a pervert with sexy glasses."

Sasori rolled his eyes and they drove out of the school parking lot. Deidara looked out the window at the school oval, which no longer was divided by a fence.

"There is still one thing that is bugging me though…"

"What is that, Dei?"

"Why am I still wearing a Skirt, un?"

Sasori smirked.

"Sex Skirt."

"Sekkus Skato, un."

They both smirked at each other, driving off into the distance.

Eventually, instead of taking over the world, the Akatsuki opened a burger restaurant called McDonalds and became Millionaires.

And so, they all lived Happily ever after…Except for Sakura. The End.

-x-

I wasn't really sure how to end it *shrugs*

Extra long chapter X3

Anyone, this is finally finished XD Horrah!

Okie dokie, hope you likey ^-^