Title: Gentlemen Are Just!
Word Count: 300
Character(s): Sanji, Bonney
Warning: AU where Luffy never recruited Sanji
"Captain! Marine warship in range."
Bonney cursed and swallowed her lamb roast whole. She knew they'd been taking a risk planning their course to pass so close to a marine patrol route. Unfortunately her impatience had won out over her common sense which is why they now had a warship riding their ass.
"We can take them." She snapped "It's only a small ship. We've taken out bigger groups and we have a whole division with six vessels from Franky himself."
Her first mate squinted into his telescope before blanching "C-captain, t-that's…"
There was a whistling sound and one of their ships sailed…over the horizon, in shattered pieces.
"Oh hell." Bonney muttered "Only Smoker, Garp and ol' sea-stone heels do that."
In response to her comment a second and third ship went flying, shattered by well placed kicks and accompanied by amazingly fluent cursing.
There was a blur and suddenly a chef(?) stood on the deck of their flagship. Bonney blinked. No, it wasn't a chef but it seemed the officer had put on an apron and was in the midst of preparing lunch when they crossed paths.
(Aside from the apron he was brandishing a ladle.)
"You shitty pirates should know better than to cross my patrol routes." he snarled and exhaled a spiralling plume of cigarette smoke "Do you have any idea what I do to those that interrupt meal preparations."
His gaze fell on Bonney and she cringed back as he…present her with a delicious cake.
"Radiant Queen of the seas how dare those filthy brutes dare to cast a shadow in your radiant presence." The Commodore twirled and presented her with a pizza "Please accept this minor apology from your unworthy servant."
A marine standing in the background placed his forehead in his hand and groaned.