The Diary of Ichimaru Gin
Chapter 1: Diary
Yay! It's the first entry! Aizen-taichou asked all the Espada plus Tousen and me to write in journals :)
Nnoitra keeps calling it a diary... Harribel-chan keeps glaring at him while the blue kitty says its a journal...
So...I heard ya are suppose to write ya 'feelings' in these here diaries. Ok, I will.
Right now I am on a stone table or bed...
I can't tell the difference...
I'm writin' in my new diary...
I wonder if Aizen-taichou keeps one...
"Yes, Gin, my brother?"
"Do ya keep a diary, too?"
"...So do ya?"
"...Why yes, yes I do."
"Wanna decorate 'em with stickers with me?"
"...That would be wonderful my brother..."
Then he walked away muttering something about how gay I acted.
I AM NOT GAY!
Remember how I said I'm not gay?
Well, are ya talkin bout happy gay? Or gay gay...like Szayel?
If yer talkin bout happy gay, then yes, I am gay.
But if yer talkin bout Szyael gay, then no, thats just him, not me^^
I decided ta take a walk.
So I went to the halls of Fraccion.
Where the Fraccion live when they're not with their Espadas.
Lylinette kept poking people...
Baragan's Fraccion were betting if Charlotte could go a day without wearing a skirt...
Harribel-chan's Fraccion were texting her... Sun-Sun asked about my diary^^
Emo bat boy doesn't have any Fraccion... I should ger Aizen-taichou to asign him one^^
Tesla is walking beside me...I mean 5 feet away from me like a stalker... Yay, I got my own stalker^^ (AN: he's being serious lol)
Shawlong was drooling in his sleep while the others were poking him and throwing Doritos at him... (AN: I dont own doritos)
Pumpkin freak didn't have any Fraccion...
And Szayel's were...eating each other... OMG CANNIBALS!
I better get to bed now^^ It's past nighty night time and I just chugged 3 bottles o' SAKE! Right after seeing Granz'z lovely canniballsss!
STICKERS 4 DIARIES FOR THOSE WHO REVIEW^^