Word Count: 100
Warning: Threat of character death… or at least dis-member-ment.
Summary: It can be hard putting up with a spouse's idiosyncrasies.
Date Posted: 12/07/12
A/N:Final entry due to the closure of the Dokuga_Contest community.
"I read somewhere that 'I am.' is the shortest sentence in the English language," remarked Kagome, matter-of-factly.
Sesshoumaru sighed. There was nothing his wife liked better than sharing bits of inane trivia.
"Oh yeah?" said Inuyasha, curiously. "What's the longest sentence?"
" 'I do.' " muttered Sesshoumaru, before he could silence himself.
"What do you mean?" asked Kagome. "That has the exact same number of words and letters."
Inuyasha howled with laughter. Could Sesshoumaru talk his way out of this one? Obviously help was needed.
"He means that if he'd killed you on your honeymoon, he'd be eligible for parole by now."
A/N: Though I am sorry to see the Dokuga_Contest community close, I am happy to say this won second place. I apologize for my long absence, but RL problems must be dealt with. Thanks for reading!