A/N: Pheliphalus!

...Don't ask. I have no clue where that came from. *Shrugs*

Anyway, here's another one of my "SuprSingr's Jungle Scenes" to be added to the series! :D :D :D


Disclaimer: If I owned this show, I would own a yacht, a giant chocolate fountain, and a personal home theater... unfortunately I've got none of that... what does that tell ya? *Raises eyebrow*

Jungle Movie Scene: I've Never Kissed a Girl


The lava was closing in on them, as they backed away further and further. He heard Helga yelp, and looked over at her to see her looking behind them with wide, terrified eyes. He looked behind them, and gasped. They were standing on the edge of a cliff. Her eyes were majorly wide, and he knew his were too. The lava was closing in on them, and there was no way out.

Arnold gulped, and it was then it occurred to him. He'd never find his parents, never get to graduate high school, never get a job, never get married, never have kids... never kiss a girl.

He looked over at Helga, to see her still staring over the edge, her eyes still wide. He took her hand, and her blue eyes snapped to his.

"Helga..." He gulped. "Um, I-I know we're going to die right now... and I'll never get to do all the things I've always wanted to do..." He looked her in the eye. "But I can do one thing. If you'll let me."

Helga raised one side of her eyebrow at him, and placed her free hand on her hip. "What are you talking about?"

"Well, it's just..." He looked down at the lava, slowly closing in on them, and he could feel the immense heat radiating off of it. He gulped. "I've never kissed a girl."

She blinked. "Arnold, we've kissed three times. Or do I not count as a girl?" She narrowed her eyes at him.

"No, Helga... I mean I've never kissed a girl. All those times you kissed me, I never exactly kissed back." He looked over at her, his eyes wide and serious.

Helga's eyes widened at that, and she gulped nervously. "Uh..."

He bit his lip, and then sighed a little, pulling her a bit closer by her hand. "If you'll let me... I'd like to do one of the things on my list of things to do before I die."

She looked at him, then the lava, getting closer and closer, and then back to him. "Um, okay." She tried not to sound too excited.

He nodded, and looked around nervously, then took a deep breath and stood on his top toes, knowing that there wasn't much time.

Helga placed her hands on his shoulders, and leaned down to him.

Their lips were getting closer and closer, both their hearts pounding in anticipation... when-

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Curly swung down towards them on a vine, and grabbed them both up, then swung away, them both with wide eyes and mouths agape in shock as they held on for dear life.

Helga frowned then, looking at Curly as they swung through the trees. "You couldn't have come a second later?"

A/N: XD How was that for laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame? lol

Well, I hope you enjoyed this little bit of stupidity.